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Sermon by sabaestate(m): 1:53pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning that was about half the usual length of his sermons. He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning." After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher as he was leaving, and said, "Sir, if that dog of yours has any pups, I sure would like to get one to give to my minister!" |
Re: Sermon by Ben13: 2:00pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
because his minister dey always present SKYnews every sunday. . .lol |
Re: Sermon by bydot1(m): 2:04pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
His minister dey work for CNN |
Re: Sermon by Ben13: 2:09pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
some of them can be very funny like ya own |
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
i dnt u/stnd |
Re: Sermon by TYTAN(m): 2:44pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Abbey city, What the other guy wants is to get the Dogs puppy so it can be eating their own pastors sermons. |
Re: Sermon by biola44: 2:57pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
:d :d :d |
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 3:03pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
TYTAN: okayyyyyyyyyyy nw i u/stnd thnx **huged tytan** |
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 3:50pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Abbey_city: |
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 3:51pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
lol crazy wat happened to ur face? |
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 3:57pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
You're the cause now? |
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
hw? |
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Lets leave that issue; hit on my yim so we can talk in private ok? |
Re: Sermon by Ben13: 4:06pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
this is serious . . . pls stop affecting the whole threads wi th this new virus. |
Re: Sermon by sylve11: 4:19pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
i dey vex dis after noon o |
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 4:21pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Garri no reach you drink? |
Re: Sermon by romsky: 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Sgt Syl go hug naked transformer |
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 4:50pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Rommie, na so you hate am reach |
Re: Sermon by romsky: 5:09pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
i mention ya name abi syl |
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 5:15pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
romade: U bed o u knw it (2x) c dis Rommie!! Rommie to bed oo |
Re: Sermon by mamagee6(f): 12:11am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Thanks. |
Re: Sermon by Borat1: 1:19am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Lord Hembers! look @ all the jokers on this section with thousands of posts! Wtf! |
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 3:05am On Aug 26, 2009 |
Hmmm |
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