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Sermon by sabaestate(m): 1:53pm On Aug 25, 2009
A minister delivered a sermon in ten minutes one Sunday morning that was about half the usual length of his sermons.

He explained, "I regret to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of eating paper, ate that portion of my sermon which I was unable to deliver this morning."

After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the preacher as he was leaving, and said,

"Sir, if that dog of yours has any pups, I sure would like to get one to give to my minister!"
Re: Sermon by Ben13: 2:00pm On Aug 25, 2009
because his minister dey always present SKYnews every sunday. . .lol
Re: Sermon by bydot1(m): 2:04pm On Aug 25, 2009
His minister dey work for CNN
Re: Sermon by Ben13: 2:09pm On Aug 25, 2009
some of them can be very funny like ya own
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 2:17pm On Aug 25, 2009
i dnt u/stnd cry
Re: Sermon by TYTAN(m): 2:44pm On Aug 25, 2009
Abbey city,

What the other guy wants is to get the Dogs puppy so it can be eating their own pastors sermons.
Re: Sermon by biola44: 2:57pm On Aug 25, 2009
:d :d :d
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 3:03pm On Aug 25, 2009
TYTAN:

Abbey city,

What the other guy wants is to get the Dogs puppy so it can be eating their own pastors sermons.


okayyyyyyyyyyy nw i u/stnd thnx **huged tytan**
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 3:50pm On Aug 25, 2009
Abbey_city:

**huged tytan**
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 3:51pm On Aug 25, 2009
lol crazy wat happened to ur face?
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 3:57pm On Aug 25, 2009
You're the cause now? undecided
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 4:00pm On Aug 25, 2009
hw?
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2009
Lets leave that issue; hit on my yim so we can talk in private ok?
Re: Sermon by Ben13: 4:06pm On Aug 25, 2009
this is serious . . . pls stop affecting the whole threads wi th this new virus.
Re: Sermon by sylve11: 4:19pm On Aug 25, 2009
i dey vex dis after coolnoon o angry angry cool
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 4:21pm On Aug 25, 2009
Garri no reach you drink?
Re: Sermon by romsky: 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2009
Sgt Syl go hug naked transformer
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 4:50pm On Aug 25, 2009
Rommie, na so you hate am reach
Re: Sermon by romsky: 5:09pm On Aug 25, 2009
i mention ya name abi syl
Re: Sermon by Abbeycity4(f): 5:15pm On Aug 25, 2009
romade:

Sgt Syl go hug naked transformer

U bed o u knw it (2x)
c dis Rommie!! Rommie to bed oo

cool cool cool coolcool cool cool
cool cool cool cool coolcool
cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Sermon by mamagee6(f): 12:11am On Aug 26, 2009
Thanks.
Re: Sermon by Borat1: 1:19am On Aug 26, 2009
Lord Hembers! shocked
look @ all the jokers on this section with thousands of posts! Wtf!
Re: Sermon by CrazyMan(m): 3:05am On Aug 26, 2009
Hmmm

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