That girl cannot spoke good english jor - duh!

Stop doing like a children.

Nemesis will caught up with you

Do he live here?

who tolds you he leaving their

They say me to say you to come and go and do it.

When did he came?

I went to Udoka them house.

Teacher: Where are you going?
Student: I am going to Mary's house
Teacher: What happened to her?
Student: She shick
From that day we used to call the lady 'she shick'. It happened when we were in Junior secondary school.

Others:
Brother Jarus, help me lo my cloth. My three-year-old younger sister was telling me, when she meant, help me iron my cloth. NB: Iron means 'Lo' in Yoruba

Two boys were fighting and they were taken to a teacher.
Teacher: Why were fighting with him (referring to the first student)
Student: He chop my mouth. The guy meant 'He bit me'. It happened in our secondary school.

OK, my ex finally contacted me a couple weeks by email after almost 3 months of silence. Never before did I realize just how stupid he was before I read this email,

dear Susan* I don't under stand what happen a few month back ,you told me you wear going to the park ,well baby you dident come an i was all night wondering if you were oka ,but that wasent the case next morning i was starting to clean the house an the next thing i know i have a sheriff at are front invesacting me ,my world shattered in a miilon peaces that day , that part i still dont get is after i left,you tryed to take to court for things i didnt do,so i dont know what else is left to say baby ,is did you rely love or was all act.

*name changed

NOTE: He was one of those physically, emotionally, and financially abusive/controlling guys, to the point that I had to file a restraining order and had to have a cop come over to kick him out for me, and he still can't figure out what he did wrong! O the irony,

i didnt not late for work yesterday

does u does english?

i does am

kody-licky:

i didnt not late for work yesterday

does u does english?

i does am

thats the worstest grammartical error i ever saw

1.'Why is the fan not blowing"


2."The referee is blowing against Arsenal"

i didn't late for work 2day

when did u came?

i doesnt speak grammartical error!

I will dealth with you terrifully.

heard this just yesternite. there is plenty rif rat around.


i am human being too.

my people you have to wake up from your slumbery.

A police officer asked his colleague in the presence of an elite
"WHY DIDN'T YOU COLLECTED HIS DRIVING LICENSE OR YOU WANT TO CHOP THE PAPER PHOTOSTAT THAT YOU COLLECT?"

A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said:


Wayoooooo! Nice intro sha!

Oga nah What I do?
What I do?

This school want to kill us! they are just giving us testes and testes!

Yes, earlier on, one two woman come to ask of your whereabout.

Nobody read more than me, truout last week in this class I am here.

Job interview for teacher

Interviewer: Ah ah! So what is the plural of you?
Teacher : You too!

ehen!

past tense of go nko?
- gone!

Well done!
-thank you.

Oh my! What's this matter cause me for trouble!

That time that I just come, I am feeling homesick already.

You better take your careful! I knew what I'm saying!


She just came and started chopping all my money

No just axe the mumu simple question

i wants to be your friends

The day my friends left a key here ,I[b] were [/b] aware .
I need a waters for my friends

I am a destroyer,i destrew that table.