[size=14pt]It happen that, there was this lady I was about getting married to. So the whole family of this girl takes me as there son-law and the trust me a lot, because I told them that I can’t be seduced by a women accept my wife to be. So they happen to put me to test, one afternoon when I was at the office my girlfriend immediate younger sister call me on phone asking me to come the there place that there was an emergency. So I quickly rush out of the office and went to there place, guess what!!!! She was alone, so was wearing a sexy looking transparent nite gown. With a soft voice she cat worked to me, kissed me (I was almost mad inside), and was climbing the stare case. As she was climbing she was dropping down her cloths one after the other, suddenly I was feeling as if I should dive her there. She slowly looked down and ask me to come and catch her in her bed room. As I was about climbing the staircase I suddenly remember that I left my condom in my pigeon hole inside my car, so I rush out going to pick my condom. As soon as I open the door (guess what?), I saw the my parent and the girls own standing outside and was applauding me. That I can keep to my promise, inside my I was thanking God that I forget my condom.[/size]

make una clap for me naaa

romsky why you do face like? you gey fever?

Na IBA cause am.,., nice joke bt aint new to me

Nice joke but not new. Here's one.      A man came home one afternoon and was banging his housemaid when the followin conversation ensued. Man- 'ngozi you're sweet.  Housemaid- oga everybody dey talk am, even the houseboy talk say i sweet pass madam.

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hu collect ur akara??

@ poster
you are on ur own

Beee, thank GOD i dnt have one

is this a joke?

donsponky.r u ok?

go n examine cows if u are lost in d wild

*snores*, wake me up when you're ready to come up with a better joke.