PMB: Good morning Prof. How is the situation in Nigeria?

PYO : Your Excellency, good morning How is London?

PMB : London is fine, to tell you the truth, I'm not comfortable here, my mind is in Nigeria, if not for the Doctors, I would have come back to to Nigeria this week.

PYO : Sir, you need to rest o. Nigerians are indeed funny, the insinuation here is that you ran away because of threats by militants to launch missiles.

PMB : (prolonged laughter) Chai, these Nigerians will never stop amusing me, I hope it's not our Ekiti man that said it? Prof, how do you think a Lion can run away from antelopes, (laughter). Walahi talahi, no possible.

PYO: Your Excellency, E ma da won lohun, they have forgotten that once a General always a General.

PMB : Prof, you don start again, what is e ma da won loun, you just want to force me to learn Yoruba and you no sabi my own.

PYO : Sorry sir, I mean don't mind the cowards.

PMB : How was the meeting with the service Chiefs and the South South Governors? I hope it went well.

PYO : Hmnnm, Sir, wahala dey o.

PMB : What do you mean?

PYO : Sir, the truth don come out o.

PMB: Prof, stop talking in parables, what happened?

PYO : It was yesterday I know say it's not easy to be President of this country, in fact I respect you the more yesterday.

PMB: (smiles) Yes go ahead.

PYO : Sir, kokoro to nje efo inu efo ni ngbe.

PMB : Prof, you don start again, this one na incantation or proverb??

PYO : Your Excellency it's not incantation, it's a proverb meaning the insect that's destroying vegetables is inside vegetables.

PMB : Pls tell me something.

PYO : Hmnnm, the South South Govs said that the Militants will not stop bombing pipelines except you stop the corruption charges against all South South people.

PMB : Are you sure you heard them well?

PYO : Very well ur Excellency, they said it English language

PMB : All the Governors?

PYO : Sir, it was only our Gov., Adams that said no to the request. If you were around I know they won't have said that in your presence. They know that I am a Professor not a general. Ta lo to gbena woju ekun.

PMB : (Laughter) Don't worry when I come back I will want them to repeat the same thing. How can i stop the corruption fight because of the militants, that can't happen. The war continues. We will not be deterred, corruption is worst than militancy.

PYO : Beni ti e ri, Okunrin Ogun, I trust you, the General himself. Pls come back quick o, the seat is too hot for me o.

PMB : (smiles) Ba komi, l will be back soon in sha Allah.

PYO : Alright ur Excellency, I'll be praying for you.

PMB : Alright Pastor (laughter)


Source; https://web.facebook.com/forum9ja/posts/1150240205037778

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Funny people!

Niger delta Avengers : we will not stop until we get Niger delta republic.

Niger delta governors : Drop all the corrupt charges on the people of the Niger delta.

Now what can you figure out of the above??

The Niger deltans Are Fed up with Nigeria.