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(photo) When You Missed The Rapture But Want To "Fly" By All Means. by OhMyG0d: 8:47am On Jun 12, 2016
They preached to you about the saving power of Christ, you turned a deaf ear. You console yourself that Jesus coming is a myth. Then, SUDDENLY, that your "holy holy" friend vanish from your sight, it dawns on you that the rapture has taken place. "Ewoooo! I cant miss this event", you said. Then, you remembered that Bible verse: "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed.......". You starts claiming the promise and then, "I claim it, oya Opapa parada, na sky eagle dey fly, oya make i fly".

Re: (photo) When You Missed The Rapture But Want To "Fly" By All Means. by youngest85(m): 9:03am On Jun 12, 2016
OhMyG0d:
They preached to you about the saving power of Christ, you turned a deaf ear. You console yourself that Jesus coming is a myth. Then, SUDDENLY, that your "holy holy" friend vanish from your sight, it dawns on you that the rapture has taken place. "Ewoooo! I cant miss this event", you said. Then, you remembered that Bible verse: "If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed.......". You starts claiming the promise and then, "I claim it, oya Opapa parada, na sky eagle dey fly, oya make i fly".
U try bt nt enough

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