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Since the year is gradually speeding off, it just feels right to remind all my fellow guys about the golden rules of dealing with your buddies. As a focused man, there are bro codes you need to adhere to when matters concerning your close friends come into play. These rules help in creating harmony and crisp co-existence. Here are 10 bro code commandments you should always follow. No matter what
1} Thou shall not look at thy friend’s girlfriend in a thirsty manner. It’s immature and disrespectful. Any man found doing this should be banished from planet earth and sent to live with aliens

2} Thou shall not exile your male roommate without prior notice. If you live with someone and you want to bring a girl over, you should tell your roommate in advance so that he can prepare to evacuate the premises several hours before the action begins. Don’t just surprise him.

3} Thou shall not snitch on your friend. If your friend’s girlfriend or mpango wa kando suspects there is another woman and asks you about it, deny. If she is armed with evidence, say you know nothing about it. Never set up your bro.

4} Love thy friend as you love yourself. Help him in times of need. Aways wish the best for him and never be jealous of his achievements.

5} Thou shall never c0ckblock a friend. If your buddy has a strong chance of getting laid, thou shall not interfere in any manner, nature or form, even if you had designs on the chic. Allow your bro to escalate things with the chic and eventually smash

6} Thou shall not allow a bro to drink too much. A bro ought to be denied further access to alcohol when he starts acting silly

7.} Thou should give a through-pass to your friend when the opportunity arises. If your random chic has a BFF who happens to be hanging around desperately, thou ought to alert your friend so that he can move his troops and conquer the P.

8.} Thou should not be a parasite to your friend. Thou should not be fed or bought drinks for without giving anything in return. Thou ought to contribute and treat your friend too. 50-50

9.} Thou shall not take your bro-mance too far. It’s okay to be tight buddies but don’t act like twins or a couple that’s in love. No inappropriate touching or funny phrases in speech. Always be manly

10.} Thou should always put your bro before a hoe at any time. Never allow your friendship to break because of a girl unless the bro is acting really jealous.

Bigmillz

Haha number 5 sha. Cockblock indeed. Guys should always smooth package to themselves when hitting of pussay is involve.

KingCheezyPuff:
Op Are you a college kid?
Because I refuse to believe a MATURE adult male would write nor agree with this "bro code"
why even the name is silly.

last i checked, you're a whiny emotional girl. A bro code is a bro code. I understand if it looks childish to you, at least bro's got codes for eachother. We're not ladies that'll cry with you one moment an be all snakeish the next hour. Bros are loyal. You're not a bro, so questioning how our loyalty is shown just looks lik some cheap excuse to be make a comment and be noticed.

Hahaha

AccidentalGenius:
last i checked, you're a whiny emotional girl. A bro code is a bro code. I understand if it looks childish to you, at least bro's got codes for eachother. We're not ladies that'll cry with you one moment an be all snakeish the next hour. Bros are loyal. You're not a bro, so questioning how our loyalty is shown just looks lik some cheap excuse to be make a comment and be noticed.

[color=#c238ec]...bye[/color]

Funny

Funny but so on point

Also a guy should leave the room and stop forming sleep and. Maintain at least 50 metres yard frm the room a when his buddie brings a gal home,



Also a guy shld stop calling his buddie funny names when his gal is around.

Haha.. This makes me remember Barney Stinson in how i met ur mother

KingCheezyPuff:
Op Are you a college kid?
Because I refuse to believe a MATURE adult male would write nor agree with this "bro code"
why even the name is silly.

let me start by say am not a kid. I will tell you why I chose the name BIGMILLZ. The Big is anything that is large and the word Millz is a slang word for money, put it all together you have bigmillz meaning big money. Thanks for the insult either way

Bigmillz:
let me start by say am not a kid. Thanks for the insult either way

[color=#c238ec]Ugh! I didn't mean to insult you.
You do sound like the young american boys I know of.
I wasn't insulting. But comparing.[/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#c238ec]Ugh! I didn't mean to insult you.
You do sound like the young american boys I know of.
I wasn't insulting. But comparing.[/color]

No wahala thank you

A bro should never ask a bro how was your night!!!

Diddyydiva:
Funny

Nice dp dear, finally seen your face.

Op why are you hiding your face in your dp?

You're a guy, you should be confident. 0_o

evegran:
Op why are you hiding your face in your dp?

You're a guy, you should be confident. 0_o

ma'am why would I hid my face?

Honestly, I like the bro code. One of the reasons I envy guys sometimes. I feel happy when I see loyal male buddies.

Girls and their wahala...

Addition.

**A bro must ALWAYS conduct a feasibility study on his Bro's next parole**


I.e Harry hw far I like that babe 4 ur department o... 4 days later Harry does a powerpoint presentation highlighting the babes personality traits, lifestyle, friends, living arrangements, relationship status, strengths and weaknesses etc.

U no suppose allow your Bro chop illegal beans
#LOL

evegran:
Nice dp dear, finally seen your face.

Thanks.

Not me tho

Diddyydiva:
Thanks.


Not me tho

Lolz.

evegran:
Lolz.

I will cc you when I upload my own pictures.

it's a promise

Diddyydiva:
I will cc you when I upload my own pictures.


it's a promise

Cool.
Enjoy your weekend!

evegran:
Cool. Enjoy your weekend!

same here sis.

Oliviaarims:
Honestly, I like the bro code. One of the reasons I envy guys sometimes. I feel happy when I see loyal male buddies.

Girls and their wahala...

my cousin once said this same thing you just said.

Lmfao... You funny

saintdennis:
Addition.

**A bro must ALWAYS conduct a feasibility study on his Bro's next parole**


I.e Harry hw far I like that babe 4 ur department o... 4 days later Harry does a powerpoint presentation highlighting the babes personality traits, lifestyle, friends, living arrangements, relationship status, strengths and weaknesses etc.

U no suppose allow your Bro chop illegal beans
#LOL

AccidentalGenius:
last i checked, you're a whiny emotional girl. A bro code is a bro code. I understand if it looks childish to you, at least bro's got codes for eachother. We're not ladies that'll cry with you one moment an be all snakeish the next hour. Bros are loyal. You're not a bro, so questioning how our loyalty is shown just looks lik some cheap excuse to be make a comment and be noticed.

Nwanna you are on point let that wailer go shit one side