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Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by kenny987(f): 11:41pm On Jun 16, 2016
WE ARE BETTER OFF WHEN WE ARE ALL BETTER OFF!

It was supposed to be easy. The Ijaw man has been removed and Yoruba Tinubu curtailed. The Years of planning is gone. Now it is to execute and return the North to her pride of place and make "ALHAJI" and everything Northern KING AGAIN. Yes! the Obasanjo and Goodluck years and progress of the southerner must be reversed. The Northernization Policy of Ahmahdu Bello is reborn.

It is easy.

1. Stop the killings in the North East. Grant Boko Haram members amnesty. negotiate with them and declare the Boko Haram war over, even without actual battles.

2. Take a loan of 2.1 billion dollars to develop the North East.

3. Set up a Northern something something commission and use the VAT of southerners, VAT from products like beer and whisky that Northerners refuse to allow sold, to develop the land.

4. Get Fulani grazing lands all over the nation. A little killing in Agatu and Enugu will make Nigerians so scared, they will be glad of the grazing lands to avoid their massacre.

5. Use "anti corruption" to ensure the moneys/capital of southern Nigerians are frozen and seized or hidden from use. With just Dasuki as bait, get all southerners he gave money, while leaving Hausa-Fulani and big guns of Yorubaland like Olu Falaye. With their rich men scampering, the southern economy dies.

6. Begin the appointments of Northerners. Bring them from retirement if need be. They must head it all.

7. Secretly employ Northern youths in CBN and everywhere.

8. Throw in weak Yorubas to have them shut up. Like a Kemi for instance, she can be bossed around. Have El Rufai close Mark the Yoruba Veepee. Not to worry about Igbos. They will sell their people over cheques that can bounce. Ask Ngige and Rochas. For the Niger Delta, closemark The CBN boss since we cannot just remove him. And Kachikwu, hmmm. You know he knows the job. We should just keep watch closely.

9. Stop them from getting dollars. Make sure only Dangote and neighbourhood Abokis find dollars. Once we truly control the dollars, we control the nation.

10. Kill the Niger Deltans and their militants. Stop the militant payments and security payments. This used to be Northern jobs taken now by locals. The security of the pipes and payment for it must return to the North. Oil is Fulani racket as pharmacy is Igbo racket and stock exchange Yoruba racket. Niger Deltans must realize the North owns the oil. Find and kill Tompolo. Use militants from the area to implicate Tompolo. We must control everything.

11. Elevate Sharia

12. Kidnap their girls, impregnate them and increase the Northern muslim population.

13. Kill anyone who gathers over BIAFRA. Keep Nnamdi Kanu in prison for no benefit whatsoever. It is not as if the man has an army to fight the nation. But just keep him in prison to help with the Northern erection. Yes. it is invigorating. It is viagra.

14. Whatever you do, get the people to say say SAI BUHARI and call him MR INTEGRITY even if nothing he has ever done in his life, from writing WAEC to taking coups, to losing billions in every office, be it NNPC boss or PTF boss, to employing only his tribesmen to refusing to publicly declare asset as promised, to not having a First Lady etc etc, shows he has no integrity at alllllll. Just always say SAI BABA. Say MR INTEGRITY.

Yes it was SUPPOSED to be easy.

1. But the Agatu and Enugu killings only turned people away from the grazing reserve.

2. Controlling the dollar meant international financial backers like JP Morgan etc left.

3. And what is dollar in Aboki's hand when the Igbo man cannot make a profit from the amount he is asked to buy it?

3. Finding Tompolo to kill has lost the nation billions of dollars and counting and the Niger Deltans seem more in support now of militancy than ever before. Now Nigerians realize just how important the region is and how brilliant Yar Adua and GEj were with their negotiations there. Aboki power is no longer super power.

4. And Biafra just won't go away

5. And Dangote finds there is no money to buy his flour and sugar and cement and everything else

6. And with all the Northerners in charge of customs etc, business there is plummeting. With old old old Audu Ogbe as Agric Minister, though not Northern but a good stooge anyway, tomato and everything agriculture has plummeted. Owning a big farm does not make one an agricultural expert.

7. And the increased poverty of the southerner is beginning to reflect on the Northerner too. There is no money to dash bambiallah. No boys are buying girls suya in evening strolls. If the girl does not want to do, she can go. What is kilishi? Is it the name of a kangaroo? Pay which Maiguard? Guard which property? Pls let thieves come. They may take pity and give us money. Enter which Okada? For how much? No worry, I will pray at home and send my offering to pastor. If I cannot trek to church, no church.

And so, while they think that finally Jonathan is out and they can take back their country, a few are already finding out that WE ARE BETTER OFF WHEN WE ARE ALL BETTER OFF.

From Facebook: By Ena Ofugara

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by sLentlover7778(m): 11:46pm On Jun 16, 2016
If I catch dis so called Buhari...

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Jun 16, 2016
Get Fulani grazing lands all over the nation.
A little killing in Agatu and Enugu will make Nigerians so scared, they will be glad of the grazing lands to avoid their massacre.



Now they know we know





long live k

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by paschu: 12:14am On Jun 17, 2016
WOW, WOW, WOW. Clean Clear.
Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Bethelwealthy(m): 1:17am On Jun 17, 2016
..............a govt in dire need of foresight
Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by estyvino(m): 3:43am On Jun 17, 2016
This government is a mess, the worst! They refuse to learn

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Nobody: 4:16am On Jun 17, 2016
estyvino:
This government is a mess, the worst! They refuse to learn

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by QuotaSystem: 4:43am On Jun 17, 2016
The cries of the five percenters. Nobody spanks a child and expects it not to cry.

Of course development is for all Nigerians, but to expect that certain regions wouldn't have an advantage over others is plainly unrealistic. The North and SW worked hard to sieze political power from the corrupt and failed PDP, it would be largely myopic to think they wouldn't consolidate their victory by ensuring government machinery is representative of those now in control.

Take a look at the recent activities of northern/sw governors, particularly regarding agriculture and economic revival, as well as the economic partnerships being struck between the ruling regions, and you will understand that the glory years of the North and SW beckon.

Protests from the eastern regions are not unexpected, but where they breach the confines of legality is where appropriate and firm measures will need to be taken.

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Nobody: 8:49am On Aug 22, 2016
I love this piece! Wow shocked!

https://www.nairaland.com/3171150/buharis-northern-agenda-hits-snag

WE ARE BETTER OFF WHEN WE ARE ALL BETTER OFF!

Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Nobody: 9:06am On Aug 22, 2016
Every Nigerian knows that this administration is a failure, but the coward cowardly will not tell themselves the truth. cry cry cry

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by nnachukz(m): 10:07am On Sep 04, 2016
QuotaSystem:
The cries of the five percenters. Nobody spanks a child and expects it not to cry.

Of course development is for all Nigerians, but to expect that certain regions wouldn't have an advantage over others is plainly unrealistic. The North and SW worked hard to sieze political power from the corrupt and failed PDP, it would be largely myopic to think they wouldn't consolidate their victory by ensuring government machinery is representative of those now in control.

Take a look at the recent activities of northern/sw governors, particularly regarding agriculture and economic revival, as well as the economic partnerships being struck between the ruling regions, and you will understand that the glory years of the North and SW beckon.

Protests from the eastern regions are not unexpected, but where they breach the confines of legality is where appropriate and firm measures will need to be taken.
Your moniker alone says it all. Your reasoning is a product of that moniker. No more, no less.

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by nnachukz(m): 10:11am On Sep 04, 2016
If one considers what has been happening so far and Buhari's handling of the Fulani herdsmen activities, it will be difficult for such a person to objectively disagree with the op.

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by OkoyeA1(m): 1:13pm On Sep 04, 2016
America Predicted Nigeria would split in 2015
Then Nigeria was on the rise, the 2015 election was meant to stoke the fire, it didn't. All of a sudden, they discovered shale oil. Oil crashed... Still remembering their promise of division, the giant of Africa is now the laughing stock of Africa.
As it resulted in Recession! If the FG and Center keep doling out funds from the ND to the State, we keep sinking into Recession. With Federalism or Restructuring only the way out. Only 1 bigot on this forum saw the big picture after true Federalism, that Biafra would be achieved. I say to my Ipob brothers.. Be steadfast, the Zoo would soon fall... Alaigbo ga di nma

John Kerry n Zuckerberg came to take stock and proceedings
Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Nasman(m): 2:22pm On Sep 04, 2016
6. Where you tag the Agric Minister as a non Northerner. Confirm you shallow sense of reasoning
Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by payosehtor(m): 2:49pm On Sep 04, 2016
this ANYAMIRI can talk!
Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Amanwulu1(m): 4:26pm On Sep 04, 2016
Dis is epic. Ppl wit this kind of brain should b managing d biz empire called nigeria and not death frm birth brain we have there.

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by Nobody: 10:21pm On May 01, 2017
Happy Worker's Day!

A ghost President who told the Telegraph that Nigerians are "criminals", a lying information minister who thinks Nigerian jollof rice originates from Senegal, a French graduate agaric minister who wants to import grass for Fulani Herdsmen while Nigerians have no food, a minister of finance that wants to tax Nigerians who own homes in London, a minister of internal affairs who thinks the job of uniformed military officers is to shine his shoe in public, a pot bellied minister of transport whose only major achievement is commissioning what Jonathan built, and a Science and Tech minister whose ambition is to produce pencils in two years time-in fact the whole government should just go to Senegal along with our jollof rice!

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Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by folem: 10:45pm On May 01, 2017
Na wah.
Re: Buhari's Northern Agenda Hits A Snag: It's All For All Or Nothing! by criminalmindz: 10:54pm On May 01, 2017
bitter truth

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