₦airaland Forum

Only men can understand the vitality of bromances in our lives. Of course we love women. But when it comes to friendships nobody can understand a man better than his guy-friends, which is why every guy out there needs to know the bro-code inside out. The Bro-Code is the book of certain unsaid rules of a man’s friendship with another one that we all must agree to abide by. Here are some of the rules.

1. Have your bro’s back, no matter what. You’re no friend if you cannot watch out for him.
2. If his girlfriend asks you about where he is, you know nothing – nothing at all. Keep his whereabouts to yourself, hang up and warn him.
3. If your buddy assigns you as his wingman at a party, make him proud by doing your job well. He hooking up with the girl he is eyeing is your responsibility. Get on it right away.
4.A bro must always respect another bro’s car, house, and parents.
5.You must never leave your bro alone without any ride. No matter how much you want to get laid, there is no way you are letting him walk more than three blocks.
6. You will do whatever it takes to make your bro look like a superhero in front of others. If he is bad at a certain sport you’re playing, you play weak and save his image.
7. A bro is never allowed to drive in a drunken state. An exception can be made in the case of a bro who has acquired masters in the art of drunken driving. If a sloshed bro needs to be sent back home, arrangements shall be made for the same at any cost. Stealing others’ car keys is allowed if necessary.
8. If a bro is unable to pitch in money for beer, other bros shall cover him. He shall not be deprived of the holy potion.
to be continued

Bwa ha ha ha haha!!!!

Always been an adrent of the Bro-code!