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Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by GuDErboY(m): 1:30pm On Jun 18, 2016
TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS . 1. TAKE AWAY SLAP When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. . 2. RESOUNDING SLAP That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. . 3. FORMATTING SLAP That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" . 4. EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..BR OS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O. . 5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. . 6. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need reply..like JOHN, YOU SLAPPED ME? . 7. SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing. . 8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you' the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. . 9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) when you be able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together. . 10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different colors and you head will turn to nest whilst bird
Re: Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by PrincessAnna: 1:31pm On Jun 18, 2016
Copy and paste. sir pls arrange am
Re: Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by Starlet50(m): 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2016
Op are u typing out of experience??
Re: Types Of Slaps And Their Meanings. by sarz(m): 5:16pm On Jun 18, 2016
Wat of star slap; wen dis type is been isued 2 u,u wil stat seeing stars

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