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Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by spencekat(m): 12:53pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
leonbob:Don't mind them.The Bible says it is only a FOOL that says there is no God.Those guys are confused. |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by stubbornman(m): 1:06pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal:lolz seriously you didn't have to explain we ain't your pastor but I understand how painful the menstrual stuff goes but . .. only menstrual pain.....you sef:-( 1 Like |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by sorepco(m): 1:08pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Its crazy! What if a live wire falls into the water?? oloriooko: |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by charlsecy(m): 1:08pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
oloriooko:In a real sense, to worship GOD means to obey his Word, not by a fulfilling a religious duty. If a prostitute goes to church, claps amd sings praises to GOD, but goes back to brothel, would her church service be counted as worship? |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by skywalker001(m): 1:25pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal:Ordinary menstrual pain ? sorry sis... Hop u'r now feeling better |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Originalsly: 1:39pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
oloriooko:Confused Christians.... why sit in the flooded building?.... they don't know they the people are the church...and God will be wherever they are gathered...they believe they must be in the building in order to be in His presence. |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Yomix20: 1:45pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mccoy47: Love that [code][/code]OMINIPRESENTGOD |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by 4reala(m): 1:48pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mccoy47:for your mind, u don give urself reason abi . What happens to d sripture dat says do not 4sake d assemblies of brethren |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Coldfeets: 2:51pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Seriously, there's something fantastically remarkable about religion that it can easily make man to switch off his brains completely and become so effing dumb in an instant. And the worst part is that he is so happy doing so I'm sure, if you ask this same set of people to sit in a waterlogged classroom or something, they will look at you like... seriously, are you crazy or something? Really, religion is the opiate of the masses. It creates a lot of dumb minions who will never dare to reason or question the status quo. As long as everybody seems comfortable performing a dumb act; then others can safely copy them and do the same thing. No questions asked. If you don't like it, get the eff off. No, if you don't like it, we will kill you for not liking what we do Fücking fööls everwhere! 2 Likes |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by shaneroberts26: 2:53pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal: I have a solution for your menstrual cramps.E-mail me at this address if you need my help-stevenjogger26@gmail.com. |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mysticgal(f): 3:20pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
iamord:Yes oh |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mysticgal(f): 3:21pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
shaneroberts26:Guy first tell me here ;which solution? |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mysticgal(f): 3:22pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
skywalker001:No, I am not better Vote Mysticgal for Miss Nairaland 2016 |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mysticgal(f): 3:24pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
stubbornman: Believe me, you don't understand.... A bit |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mysticgal(f): 3:24pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by shaneroberts26: 3:38pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal: Don't think i want to woo you.I have a cure that can stop the pains immediately.My services ain't free.That was why i gave you my E-mail Id. |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mysticgal(f): 3:45pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
shaneroberts26:OK, first to clear off, I don't think anyone who sends me an email or who I send an email does is it for a wooing purpose and secondly. I have no email. But I'll try |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by shaneroberts26: 3:55pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal: Aight. |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by gentyolu(m): 4:00pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
thesicilian:.....no mind dem jare.....he should showed me where dey went to church in d bible |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Ptoocool(m): 4:11pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal: Money for hand, back for ground ni,, 2 Likes |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by stubbornman(m): 4:35pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal:okay...... but I hope the pain goes away soon |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by skywalker001(m): 5:07pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mysticgal:why don't you take pain reliever ? Don't worry u av my vote |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by freshcvvs: 6:50pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
tunatrezy: Tell that to Mohammed Ali, Michael Jackson, Celine Dion, Aliko Dangote e.t.c |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by oloriooko(m): 7:53pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
mbatuku2:This is the result of the havoc wrecked by humans on a gift of the earth given by God Bra, God is not your house boy and until you learn to take care of the earth, you will continue to experience more disasters |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Nobody: 10:06am On Jun 20, 2016 |
oloriooko: So God has lost control of his "gift"? Then why is he still needed? 1 Like |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mmsen: 10:40am On Jun 20, 2016 |
faites: With all the water borne diseases that abound in tropical countries like the Philippines the responsible thing would be to vacate to a dry area or postpone the service, not have them sit in dirty water. This is disgraceful behavior. 1 Like |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by oloriooko(m): 6:07pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
mbatuku2:When you make the mess, you clean it up thatzwhat is called responsibility Mr! |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
oloriooko: If I can clean it up on my own, why is God necessary? That means he's of no use. 1 Like |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mmsen: 9:55pm On Jun 20, 2016 |
mbatuku2: Christian logic: Man is responsible for evil. Man works to make things better. But their god gets all the credit for the good. 1 Like |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by iamord(m): 7:31am On Jun 21, 2016 |
mysticgal:Oh I see.. Been hearing your gist |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by mysticgal(f): 9:32am On Jun 21, 2016 |
iamord:Good or bad |
Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by iamord(m): 10:12am On Jun 21, 2016 |
mysticgal:if you have been a good girl.. I guess you got nothing to worry about.. |
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