1.You going to church like...Wetin concerns. 2.How you greet your fellow Niggas 3.How you sat at the back sit like you get mouth 4.Your look at praise and worship...dont force me to dance jorr

okay

5.How you always look aunty gift when she dances and shake that back side.

6.Your look when you hear offering time...ah big boy hands don fall..

7.Your look when pastor they preach about fornication...Ah i don sin pass

8.You changed that time when pastor talked about sex in marriage

9.Pastor says all youth should wait for prayer meeting...You be like ohh i wanna Nairaland now

10.Church no go kill me....you picked Aja one to your house

I cant relate to any of this cos i dont go to church...

Your name showeth it