1.When you buy something and you hear “oga make I keep the change”


Don’t let the devil use you

2.When someone invites you to go and eat but says “bring your wallet”


Thanks. I’m not hungry

3.“The Aso Ebi will be N35,000and N9,000 for gele”


I think I have something similar at home.

4.When it is time to buy Christmas gifts for people


I don’t really celebrate Christmas like that.

5.When you walk into a shop but the prices are not smiling“




Do you have the golden reddish brown color?”

6.When your friends ask you when next you are going to the club

I always have malaria every friday night please.

Cc: Lalasticlala

I can relate with dat aso ebi thing

7.When you get asked why you are single


Relationships are expensive abeg.

8.When you are driving past Chicken Republic or KFC


There is rice and new stew at home.

9.What your phone charger looks like



because it is still working

10.You, at any owambe now that tomato don cost

Leave me o! Let me just do breakfast, lunch and supper here.

11.When you see an indicator light on the dashboard of your car


After I pray and anoint the car, it will be okay.

12.How you feel when it’s time to pay your rent and billsat the same time


My God, why?

13.When you see an item you really want


I still have one at home I am managing.

14.When you hear the price for a show is N10,000 for a regular ticket



I don’t think I will be able to make it

Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44

Loooooools

i have a friend like that. his miserly reputation is so painful and often makes his personality repulsive.

Financial Intelligence cannot be over emphasised.

CuteStalWart:
9.What your phone charger looks like



because it is still working

This is me

Dottore:
i have a friend like that. his miserly reputation is so painful and often makes his personality repulsive.

I like him already

Breadmaker:
I like him already

I bet you will like his long throat too

Number 8

Dottore:

I bet you will like his long throat too

Is he that unfortunate?

He has always been like that from our teen years. Even his wife complains.

Breadmaker:
Is he that unfortunate?

Dottore:
He has always been like that from our teen years. Even his wife complains.

hahahahaha

Lol

I changed my barber d moment he increased hair cutting rate with #50..



















mehn I've got barbers who can do better at lower price..

Hahahahahhahahhhaaa. Lwtmb.


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