"MARRIAGE is like a shoe. When you wear
oversize, be ready to drag it along through out life, and when you wear under-size be ready to feel the pains through out life." One thing about marriage is that you don't drop your shoe or remove it at any point, no matter how painful or how stressful it is.
That is why I thought it necessary to write you
this letter.

Dear Singles,

When you are ready to buy your own shoe please
take note of these three things:

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE : Do not look for the
beautiful ones, the nice ones or the cheap ones.
Look for the one that is your size. Not every
handsome, wealthy or intelligent guy is for you,
not every beautiful woman is for you. Look for
the one that is meant for you, the one that aligns
with your values and belief, the one who you meet
at your life's journey. It is important to know where you're going in life before you think of getting a wife.

POSITION : All sizes of shoes are not placed in the
same place.
There is a place for court shoes, laced up shoes,
sport footwear, snickers etc. We have Children sizes, young people's sizes and the adult sizes. Know where to get your own shoe.
Your size cannot be everywhere my brother.
Your type cannot be everywhere my sister.
You cannot be a Christian, and be looking for a wife material at a club.
Your wife or husband can't just be everywhere.
Stick to your values and therein you shall find
someone like you.
But when your values are not defined anyone can
just match you. Discover yourself and define your values.

PERCEPTION : In this kind of shoe purchasing
enterprise, you are not permitted to try the shoe
before you buy.
This is why it is important to seek guidance and counseling, from people who have bought shoes before or are into the business of directing people to the right shoes (Pastors and Relationship coaches).
And most importantly to avoid much time wasting, simply consult the SHOE MANUFACTURER (GOD ALMIGHTY) to tell you
your shoe size...

See you then with your fitted shoe and correct size...

copied from King Nero
edited by Stoic Kingsley