1, When you say ''Mummy am sorry'' and she replies "Sorry for yourself".

2, When you ask her where you should drop something and she replies "Come and drop it on my head".

3, When she brings food wrapped in nylon bag from a party

4, When u say "'Mummy I have fever"' and she replies u "' Why won't u have fever wen u press phone every night."'

5, When u say "'Mummy I took 2nd in my class"' and she replies u "'so the person that took 1st has 2 heads abi?"'

6, When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7, When u re watching television with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the channel.

8, When you tell her you're going to a friend place to play and she replies you "'When last did that friend come here to play with you?"'

9, When she asks you if the food she served you is enough and you reply 'NO', and she says "Come and eat my own with yours."

10, When she tells u, "If I hear PEEM you will hear WEEN."

11, When she touches hot pot comfortably without cloth or paper.

12, When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so u will not kill me".

13, When she calls you from your room upstairs and sends you back upstairs to get her purse.

14, When you tell her to refund all the money she borrowed from you and she tells you, " 'All the food you have been eating in this house nko?"'


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Wen she buys sumtin u cum ask am how much, her reply "re u going 2 refund me"

But wait o is facebook now makin' sauce

Very True..

Nigerian Mothers are the best in the whole wide world.

*Shout out to all dey Nigerian mothers....

Mum : are u hungry?

Child : yes

Mum: u like food 2 much, dere is no time u don't use 2 eat. Lol

My mum, may her soul RIP.

DEAFandDUMB:
Very True..

Nigerian Mothers are the best in the whole wide world.

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