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Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Engrobiorah(m): 10:44am On Jul 01, 2016
Some facts about Zlatan Ibrahimovic:
1 - When he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.


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Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by toyeoye(m): 11:18am On Jul 01, 2016
No 11 is craziest
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Lordxeer(m): 11:18am On Jul 01, 2016
Zlatan once showed up late for Training. PSG adjusted their clocks accordingly.
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Lordxeer(m): 11:27am On Jul 01, 2016
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Zlatan says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by mcworldwide: 11:36am On Jul 01, 2016
the last time zlatan signed a check, all banks had to close down

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Engrobiorah(m): 12:02pm On Jul 01, 2016
zlatan finally signed Utd...Utd will come to zlatan

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by cruz97(m): 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2016
When Zlatan looks at the sun, the sun has to close it's eyes grin

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by oloriooko(m): 4:45pm On Jul 01, 2016
Too childish facts
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by mcworldwide: 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2016
cruz97:
When Zlatan looks at the sun, the sun has to close it's eyes grin
lol
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by mcworldwide: 5:21pm On Jul 01, 2016
and God said let there be light and there was zlatan

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by aforosco(m): 5:42pm On Jul 01, 2016
he his enterterning but on and off pitch

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