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Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Engrobiorah(m): 10:44am On Jul 01, 2016 |
Some facts about Zlatan Ibrahimovic: 1 - When he was 10ys, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house. 2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents. 3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything. Arsenal - when Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared. 5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest. 6- The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior. 7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police. 8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born. 9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong. 10 - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan. 11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive. 12 - it is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan. 13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan. 14 - one day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday. 15 - one day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early. Mynd44 come and laugh with me |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by toyeoye(m): 11:18am On Jul 01, 2016 |
No 11 is craziest |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Lordxeer(m): 11:18am On Jul 01, 2016 |
Zlatan once showed up late for
Training. PSG adjusted their clocks
accordingly. |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Lordxeer(m): 11:27am On Jul 01, 2016 |
If it tastes like chicken, looks like
chicken, and feels like chicken, but
Zlatan says its beef. Then it's
fucking beef. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by mcworldwide: 11:36am On Jul 01, 2016 |
the last time zlatan signed a check, all banks had to close down 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by Engrobiorah(m): 12:02pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
zlatan finally signed Utd...Utd will come to zlatan 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by cruz97(m): 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
When Zlatan looks at the sun, the sun has to close it's eyes 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by oloriooko(m): 4:45pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Too childish facts |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by mcworldwide: 5:18pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
cruz97:lol |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by mcworldwide: 5:21pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
and God said let there be light and there was zlatan 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Facts About Zlatan Ibrahimovic by aforosco(m): 5:42pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
he his enterterning but on and off pitch |
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