The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will not be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

And Congratulations you have learnt German within minutes.

Hian

Germany wins.

Brits quited EU out of envy for the French and Germans.

Balderdash.

This OP is over ambitious, this false news has been in the media even before the set date for the referendum of Britain.


You don't have to do this to promote any other language.

OP, please, please, is this true??
can't believe this!!

my head aches.....it all started while I was reading this post

emekakelvin:


This OP is over ambitious, this false news has been in the media even before the set date for the referendum of Britain.


You don't have to do this to promote any other language.

All I did was to share the news bro

Barackmeringo:
OP, please, please, is this true??
can't believe this!!

Very true

jagugu88li:

All I did was to share the news bro


Very true

seems easy to learn, you know....

Lol.....so meaning we will be going back to school again abi.Buhari, opportunity don come o,use this chance to shame your enemies o.Don't miss this chance.

That will make hause english realistic. eg: prends, fetes, kafenta etc

What about sounds represented as 'ch' as in church?

it is leter not letter


zanks for teachin me German

elsomm:
What about sounds represented as 'ch' as in church?

it is leter not letter


zanks for teachin me German

You welcome Bro

Mrjo:
That will make hause english realistic. eg: prends, fetes, kafenta etc

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You are too much