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Joke by plezant(op): 3:43pm On Dec 01, 2006
Uncle Sege got an invitation from the Queen for a state visit in England.
One afternoon, while having tea, he asked the Queen the secret of hersuccess. She told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she must be certain that they are intelligent. She decided to show him
exactly what she meant and phoned Tony Blair.
"Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a
question to determine his intelligence."
Queen: "Oh! hello Mr Blair, I have a question for you.
Your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not
your brother and is not your sister. who is he?"
Tony Blair " It's ME!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you, bye"
"Did you get that Mr. Obasanjo?" the queen asked. Uncle Sege answers
"Yes,
thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that! "
Once back in Nigeria he decided that to allay his doubts about Atiku by asking him the golden question. At a social function, he called Atiku aside and asked. "Atiku I have a question for you;
your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child is not
your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."
Atiku thinks, and thinks, "Em, you must give me some time
to think about it."
Puzzled, Uncle Sege decided to give him a day to come out with an
answer.
That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting to discuss the question, but none of his cronies knew the answer. They drew up an Atiku family tree, but to
no avail. The next morning, realising he had to give Uncle Sege an
answer he decided to seek help from outside the country by posing the conundrum to Jerry Rawlings of Ghana.
" Jerry, your mother has a child and your father has a child. The child
is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"
Rawlings answered immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb
Nigerian!"
Atiku rushed to Obasanjo's office, relieved to know the answer to
such a difficult question. "Mr. President, I know who he is, it's Jerry
Rawlings, the President of Ghana!"
Obasanjo: "Jerry Rawlings ko , Jerry Gana ni. You are such a stupid Vice president. I'll make sure you're removed from office." Baffled and
alarmed,Atiku asked Obasanjo: "So what's the correct answer then? WHO is the
child??"
Obasanjo shouts: "The child is TONY BLAIR !"
Re: Joke by Bolarge(m): 3:47pm On Dec 01, 2006
ROTFLMFAO!!
OMG! U crack me up! grin
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