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A Dark Confession by imomoh24(m): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2006
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."


A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
Re: A Dark Confession by angelz(f): 7:31pm On Dec 02, 2006
F**k. U mean d priest,
Re: A Dark Confession by Sista(f): 7:45pm On Dec 02, 2006
How many priest and Missionary's would you conclude was molesting little African boys and girls when they was so called bringing Africans to god?
Re: A Dark Confession by Oracle(m): 2:08am On Dec 04, 2006
damn
Re: A Dark Confession by Eurphoria(f): 2:13am On Dec 04, 2006
lmao lol lol lol lol funny, guys its a joke, get it? grin
Re: A Dark Confession by Adetutu211(f): 12:16pm On Dec 19, 2006
grin grin grin shocked shocked thats too much
Re: A Dark Confession by kiwibabe(f): 8:55pm On Dec 19, 2006
The priest don use church money to fund unholy act
Re: A Dark Confession by mopegirl(f): 10:13am On Sep 08, 2007
so na the priest dey do im mama shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


really funny grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: A Dark Confession by imomoh24(m): 9:06pm On Sep 08, 2007
Naughty Mopegirl cool
Re: A Dark Confession by mopegirl(f): 8:52am On Sep 11, 2007
imomoh24:

Naughty Mopegirl cool


why u dey call me naughty girl now shocked shocked shocked

wetin i talk wey no good


i lie?


no be true i talk?

answer me o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Re: A Dark Confession by imomoh24(m): 4:34pm On Sep 11, 2007
Babe abeg u naughty bo!


Anywayz, thanks for the post almost forgot i had a topic like this till u posted on the thread.

Naughty but sweet. grin grin grin

happy huh?
Re: A Dark Confession by ekeroyal(m): 12:41pm On Jan 23, 2012
kwel, more than a joke. It's a comedy. grin
Re: A Dark Confession by james2man: 5:32pm On Jan 26, 2012
Joke or Comedy the fact still remain that we laugh after getting the message,

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