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| 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:05am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Going to any type of church in Nigeria, you will definitely meet these sets of people. They sometimes make going to church fun and sometimes a little frustrating. 1. The Annoying Usher They want you to walk all the way to the front to sit down, won’t leave you alone all service, always check to see if you are using your bible app on your iPad and tap you when you are taking a nap. Please leave me alone now. 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:07am On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by sonofthunder: 8:07am On Jul 14, 2016 |
that brah above me be gingering like the ushers op is talking about. ;Dthat brah above me be gingering like the ushers op is talking about. |
| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:11am On Jul 14, 2016 |
2. The Oversabi Choir Member They can sing perfectly off key, always try to drown out the other choristers voices, wear the most ridiculous outfits and are there for show off. Madam, church not project fame. 2 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by dannyben5: 8:12am On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by KingRex1(m): 8:13am On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:16am On Jul 14, 2016 |
3. The Prayer Warrior This is the person that prays aggressively consistently. Inside the lions den kind of prayer, If you stand close you may lose a tooth 1 Like 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:19am On Jul 14, 2016 |
4. The Weirdos These ones never close their eyes when prayer is on. To make matters worse they can maintain eye contact like it will take them to heaven. Oga, Jesus is not on my face now 1 Like 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by tolababa(m): 8:20am On Jul 14, 2016 |
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:34am On Jul 14, 2016 |
5. The Town Crier They have the loudest voices. Whether it is the choir singing or during prayers you can hear them from miles away. Bros/Sis take it easy. 1 Like 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:39am On Jul 14, 2016 |
6 The Commentator “Yes Pastor”, “preach on”, “Speak the word sir”. Sir/ Mam, the Pastor knows his job now. Church, not football field.. 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:44am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Drama Queens We don’t know if its legit. Small prayer, small breeze the pastor blows inside microphone they are rolling from the altar to the back door and back. 1 Like 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:49am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Holiest Holly These set of people make you feel like the devil. They are perfect or act like they are perfect. Making you wonder if it’s the same heaven you are trying to get it. 2 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Teniolasmart: 8:53am On Jul 14, 2016 |
=et me off my cloth and book a space with my popcorn here |
| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 8:57am On Jul 14, 2016 |
The National Stadium Gele Women These people came to church to ensure you don’t see a thing. With geles looking like Teslim Balogun stadium, and they know where to seat to block the view of the whole of the congregation behind them. Blocking someone’s blessings. Stress. 3 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by ogorwyne(f): 8:58am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Lemme park my bike here. |
| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 9:00am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Fashion Police They are in church to critique what everyone is wearing. “See sister Linda carrying a fake Hermes bag oh”, “why is brother kcee dressed like a traffic light?”. And they themselves… Please God accepts us as we are. 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 9:03am On Jul 14, 2016 |
12. The Dancehall Person These set of people came to church to bust the new dance steps they learnt all week. Once it’s time for thanksgiving just let them be, they will dance their hearts out then take a nap during the sermon. 3 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 9:05am On Jul 14, 2016 |
The Wale Adenuga’s Testimony time and ten minutes into their testimony they say “in a nutshell” and carry on for ten more minutes. Testimony time not “Oh Father Oh Daughter” seasons 1-5. 3 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 9:08am On Jul 14, 2016 |
The Grumpy Dude: This Guys don't want to come to Church but are always forced to go due to family obligations, Electricity problem and Neighbourly gossips. Eg: moi  1 Like |
| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 9:10am On Jul 14, 2016 |
. The False Prophets “Sister Toke, I saw a vision and God said I should marry you”, “brother Paul, I think God has put you in my path” 4 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: 14 People You Will Meet In A Nigerian Church.. by Nobody: 9:17am On Jul 14, 2016 |
The Jonahs These ones are always sleeping. No matter the event, opening prayer, sermon, tithe. You will find them nodding their heads and almost falling off their chairs. Kuku stay at home and sleep. Source:http://zikoko.com/list/14-people-you-will-meet-in-a-nigerian-church/ Lalasticlala  2 Likes 2 Shares
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