On a very special sunday,Akpors went to church with his family members to worship and to testify about God's protection in their family because his dad and mum escaped a fatal accident that would have claimed their lives.
After the praises,worship,and the testimony,the man of God mounted the pulpit(alter) to preach.Immediately Akpors started to sleep.
Akpors heard stand up from the man of God and immediately stood up without knowing the statement that involve the stand up.He look around the congregation and discovered that he is the only one standing and that everyone is steering at him,including his mum nd dad who are putting on a shock,disappointed,angry face.
The man of God now said glory be to God,one brother is standing,and he believe that there are still more people in the congregation.He now said incase you people didnt hear me the first time,i repeat "IF U'RE A WITCH OR WIZARD STAND UP BEFORE THE HOLY GHOST DESCEND ON YOU". It was then Akpors knew he is in trouble.
Firstly, if u were to be Akpors,wil u continue to stand up or u wil sit down
Secondly,how wil u be able to convince ur mum nd dad dat u're not a witch or wizard after both of them escaped a fatal accident. THANKS

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Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably

Hahahaha, akpos bad guy

U're welcome abuaoyen