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Joke: Just Married Military Officer! by D34lw4p(m): 5:12pm On Jul 21, 2016
A military officer was given a
3-day leave to go and enjoy
with his newly wedded wife.
He arrived home and realized
that his wife was in her
menstrual period!


He had to send an SOS
message to headquarters,
requesting for an extension of
his leave days. He prepared
his message in the usual
military coded language.


He wrote:
Soldier: Omega One, this is
Omega Twelve. Danger on
the field. Red in front.
Leave extension requested.
Do you read me?
Red in front... passage not
clear. Extend leave sir!!!


Headquarters replied:


This is Omega One. We read
you loud and clear.
The danger is minimal! Attack
frm the back and resume
immediately. Leave extension,
denied! I repeat....


Attack with minimal force
from the back and resume
immediately... Way is clear
from behind! Extension
denied!!!!!


#AttackFromTheBack
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Re: Joke: Just Married Military Officer! by Nobody: 5:28pm On Jul 21, 2016
D34lw4p:
A military officer was given a
3-day leave to go and enjoy
with his newly wedded wife.
He arrived home and realized
that his wife was in her
menstrual period!


He had to send an SOS
message to headquarters,
requesting for an extension of
his leave days. He prepared
his message in the usual
military coded language.


He wrote:
Soldier: Omega One, this is
Omega Twelve. Danger on
the field. Red in front.
Leave extension requested.
Do you read me?
Red in front... passage not
clear. Extend leave sir!!!


Headquarters replied:


This is Omega One. We read
you loud and clear.
The danger is minimal! Attack
frm the back and resume
immediately. Leave extension,
denied! I repeat....


Attack with minimal force
from the back and resume
immediately... Way is clear
from behind! Extension
denied!!!!!


#AttackFromTheBack
If you understand it, drop a
comment!


Want To Laugh Out Loud? Join us at: www.nct.com.ng/fun/

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Re: Joke: Just Married Military Officer! by Dranoid: 5:32pm On Jul 21, 2016
Lol......OP you be madman

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