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| "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 3:06pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news. Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.” Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly” The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments. “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.” the church says their goal now is to rebuild its reputation around the globe. how true is this or are these people also part of the end time crew?
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| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by LordZero(m): 3:14pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
this can't be real, dude must have been drunk during the interview. 2 Likes |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by hymanflex(m): 3:19pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
are you sure those pet bottles ain't containing local gin  |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
We'll see sha....  |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by prewtyjulie(f): 3:21pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
though i do not believe this but all i can say is; dis is all signs of d end tym. b careful wat u believe |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by winner01(m): 3:22pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Lol!!! Fresh allegations against the truth every single day. continu.  1 Like |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
I was scared as well... tho I have always been doubtful of them Vaticans... |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by ebogab(f): 3:33pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
My people perish for lack of knowledge, so true. Mr cardinal, I guess according to you, he was still drunk when he enumerated the signs of the end of age in matth 24. Well, you are not b blamed for so it was in the days of Noah and so will it be in day of the Lord |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 3:40pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Where is the source?  This is not a valid News, rubbish! |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
LynnPetra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ep9GnzQXKo .... don't ask me for data to watch pls... |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by izsmike: 3:51pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
All this vaticans r just bunch of drunkards... And dey wanna drag Jesus in it.... |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 3:51pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
doctorkush: YouTube ke? Mtchewwww! Some dumb niggar up there saying shiite. Foolish people |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
LynnPetra:y the curse? |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Jay542(m): 4:08pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Lol. This is hilarious. Funniest quote all week. |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by orunto27: 5:50pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
Cardinal Salvadore is drunk now and also doesn't know nothing. He is probably an atheist and has not been blessed by St. John 17 |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
doctorkush: Didn't curse you mister. Just foolish folks who believe shiite without verifying. Peace |
| Re: "Jesus Was Drunk When He Promised To Come Back" - Roman Catholic Leaders Say by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jul 24, 2016 |
LynnPetra:ow! |
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