Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Baseball 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

stale

Okay!

see ur teeth.

CuteAngel:

see your teeth.

Wetin do am?

@ poster

its Too long to read!

i will read when i m on leave. . .

Lazy

lazy like CuteAngel

who be dis busybody sef?

i know u?

how many of this thread dey hia

the postal na lazy dude

sylve11:

the postal na lazy dude

^^ oga sylve,

na poster not postal

sylve dey work with NIPOST na . u need to see him okada

Busybody am sorry, didn't grab that tight to my brain


@Ben, lol. dem dey do u?

Very lame.

His busy locking all the threads

sylve11:

the postal na lazy dude

I take am resemble you.

**ignores by.dot**

Wetin concern you.

I don't know

i think you have to know.

Is it by force that I should know?

Crazyman no mind dem jor

U call person man crazy,how u take expect am make he 4 no crazy. Abeg crazy jare