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Nigeria Hell Problems by DONFASZY(op): 4:40pm On Sep 18, 2009
A man dies and goes to hell.

There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides
he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He goes to Germany hell & asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell. Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in , Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. Why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business."
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by baybbootz(f): 11:35pm On Sep 18, 2009
nyc 1 grin grin grin
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by CrazyMan(m): 1:44am On Sep 19, 2009
Nice joke smiley
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by bydot1(m): 5:10am On Sep 19, 2009
nice one bt heard it befr cheesy
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by CuteAngel(f): 8:47am On Sep 19, 2009
Photocopy ko easy
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by sylve11: 9:38am On Sep 19, 2009
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by Ben13(mod): 9:42am On Sep 19, 2009
na real wah
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by bydot1(m): 9:59am On Sep 19, 2009
for u
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by Ben13(mod): 10:00am On Sep 19, 2009
all the problems in Naija are caused by u
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by bydot1(m): 10:36am On Sep 19, 2009
carry ur curse urself
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by Ben13(mod): 10:38am On Sep 19, 2009
why you dey deny ya destiny like dis
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by bydot1(m): 10:39am On Sep 19, 2009
olorun maje o
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by Ben13(mod): 10:49am On Sep 19, 2009
wen u become D'banj wey dey see spirit
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by sylve11: 12:14pm On Sep 19, 2009
smiley cool
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by aristole(m): 1:24pm On Sep 19, 2009
Funny but stale as quoted earlier
Re: Nigeria Hell Problems by bydot1(m): 12:43am On Sep 20, 2009
wink
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