Cc: lalasticlala, mynd44, seun

Me: Mum there is no food in the pot?

Mum: Your mates are all married, go and marry!

me:

Me: Mummy see Mr Biggs

Mum: There is Food at Home
Me:

Me: Mum, the light in the kitchen has stopped working, bring some money, I will call Adamu to fix it

Mum: You studied Elect. Elect, or are you not an engineer

Me:

Me: Mum, I'm feeling headache (trying to extort some money)

Mum: There is panadol is the drawer!

Me; Na me fuuuck up

Oya ma sit down 4here wu haf toothpick

Me; I want to go and play with my friends

Mum: You're not going out, Play with junior (younger brother)

then

Me and stubborn junior

Me: Mummy, I want Biscuit
Mum: I don't pluck money from trees

Me:

Me: Mum, I want a selfie stick

Mum: Kelechi Use one of your hangers

salabscholar01:
typing..................

You haf spoilt ya thread wif..

Coming back here..

You: (After returning from school terribly hungry and exhausted) mum am hungry

Your mum: I bought some bean from the market earlier on, go and put it on fire, after that help me peel the yam close to the cupboard

You:

Me: Ajoke, go and tell mum you wan't to eat meat pie

Ajoke; Mum, Kebiru wants to eat meat pie

Mum: Tell him I will buy a hundred of it for him

My sister Crying in her room

Mum; Kemi, What is the problem?

Kemi; Lekan said he is no more interested in the relationship

Mum: The kitchen is dirty and you know it.

Kemi;

Me: Am hungry

Mum:



Me:

lwkmd!! dat no 4 tho! i've been there..afterwards i was like y i talk say headache?

After failing Jamb Three times

Mum: Pass the remote control to me

Me; Passes

Mum: At least you can pass something

me:

Mum: What is your class position position this time around?

Me: sixth

Mum: I am not surprised cos you sleeps in the kitchen

me:

Mum: What is our hope this year? Wanting my sister to marry

My sister; mummy, I don't want to marry now

Mum: Men may be liking you for the right reasons.

My sister:

C: lalasticlala

Let us dedicate this to all loving mothers... mothers' love count no wrong.

C: lalasticlala, mynd44

Let us dedicate this to all loving mothers... mothers' love count no wrong.

God bless our mothers

So true of our mothers, God bless all

salabscholar01:
Me: Am hungry

Mum:



Me:

na this one pain me pass:-D

StunchLord:
You: (After returning from school terribly hungry and exhausted) mum am hungry

Your mum: I bought some bean from the market earlier on, go and put it on fire, after that help me peel the yam close to the cupboard

You:

Sweet jeez!!! I can imagine

Oh boy, na this one dey always pain person pass.
Coman Eat me