Have you ever imagined what your favorite foreign celebrities would have been called if they were Nigerians?




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1. Kanye West


With all that creativity in him and multiple sources of income, we’ll say Kanye is Igbo. He’s obviously looking for more investors to load his containers and bring more goods. From the way he treats his bae sef, you’ll know.

2. Beyonce


Queen Beyonce is Ijaw, probably from Bayelsa state. She’ll post a word text on Instagram about the government and oil and all that.

3. Kim Kardashian West


Kim Kardashian West is definitely Yoruba. That ass is a living evidence and you need no other evidence.

4 Nicki Minaj


Nicki Minaj is one of those Urhobo babes that change their names when they hit the jackpot or make it big.

5. Drake


Drake obviously looks like one of those fine boy mallams that grew up abroad and came back to Nigeria. Still a Fulani boy

6. Jay Z


Jay-Z has to be Igbo too. Those lips are the same ones he uses to tell the girls that he will spoil them silly.

7. Serena Williams


All that power at tennis is useful for something else, and it’s not from us you’ll hear it. She’s Efik

8. Michelle Obama

Michelle is one of our Tiv sisters from Benue state. Roger that?

9. Ciara


Ciara is most definitely one of those fine as hell Hausa babes that everyone can’t get enough of. Always slaying!

10. Future

Because Edo guys are petty as hell, say hello to our Edo brother, Future.

11. Barack Obama


President Barack Obama will make brains as a Yoruba man. He was probably one of the demons breaking hearts at a younger age.



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