WIFE: honey can u pls help me clean d garden.
AKPOS: do i look like a garder.
Wife: Ooh am sorry honey, ok then fix d bathroom door pls.
AKPOS: do i look like a carpenter?..
Husband walks out, @ returning, he found d garden cleaned, and the door fixed.....
AKPOS: i knew my wife will do this by herself.
WIFE: it's not me.
AKPOS: who then?
WIFE: jonny our neighbour.
AKPOS: how much did u give him?.
WIFE: no, he just gave me 2 options, BREAD OR SEX.
AKPOS: i hope u gave him bread.
WIFE: do i look like a baker..........lol
****** HAPPY NEW MONTH *****