Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,165,360 members, 7,860,982 topics. Date: Friday, 14 June 2024 at 08:11 PM

13 Types Of People You Meet On Facebook - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / 13 Types Of People You Meet On Facebook (1461 Views)

Different Types Of People During Any Public Holiday - Meme Collection / Types Of People You Find At A Fight Scene / When You Invite A Girl You Meet On Facebook And She Came Loaded (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

13 Types Of People You Meet On Facebook by airprince(m): 11:35am On Aug 04, 2016
1.The Add close people. These type of people after sending you a friend request, after accepting the you get a message like add me close, blow my wall, blow for blow, Stay real. They are really annoying sha.. They even go as far as commenting it on your post.

2 . The Facebook Famous people.. These type of people are the ones claiming to be Facebook Famous but they are actually just being notorious,when they post anything on fb, they get not less than 1K like.. These set of people feel to big to accept your friend request even to chat with you is a herculean task

3 . the Facebook Famous seekers. These type of people they want to join the Facebook Famous crew, they use any opportunity to start a controversy, it's this type of people that post their nude pics and videos just to get likes.

4.The Autolike Crew. These set of people got tired of getting low likes, they couldn't bear it any longer that they had to resort to autolike to get likes.

5.The Controversial crew. These type of people can disgrace, broadcast and distribute, these type of people are on Facebook to monitor your new feeds for any nude pics.

6.The grammarian crew. These type of people can do oversabi eh. It's this type of people that correct your blunders on fb,sometimes when even correcting your blunders they make their own error.

7.The flaunting crew. These type of people are mostly the yahoo boys(scammers) they like attaching funds, cash, money with their names. All they do on Facebook is post pictures of their recently acquired things like iPhone, cars, shoes etc

8.The nude/porn poster crew. These set of people are the type of people that post pics and videos of porn on your timeline. I hate this people a lot

9.The Aunty/Uncle-D crew. These type of people are your family members, when they come online on Facebook they wouldn't mind their business all they do is check your post and if they see any nonsense , they will call your parents.

10.The thanking crew, these type of people are mostly made up of boys, whenever a beautiful girl accepts their Friend request they post things like thanks for the acceptance, thanks for for accepting me, some even go as blessing her generation with posts like thanks for accepting me God bless your family, you will never lack. But brother why nah?

11.The Like seeking crew. It's this set of people that post pictures of disabled people, dead people and attach curse to them telling you to type amen, share, like or you will die. Me I don't even have time for this type of people

12.The name changing crew. This is actually the one I belong to, this set of people don't use their real name on fb, you see name dhat_cute_guy_staying_at_enugu_behind_shoprite. Lol

13.The snub crew. These crew are mostly made up of girls, they form a lot and when you send then common hi it takes 3 days to reply if they even do

13.feel free to add yours
Comment the one you belong to

(1) (Reply)

Between A Lady Lawyer And A Hotel Manager.. HILARIOUS / Unilag And Uniport Girls - Year One To Year 4 / Nigerian Senator's Alleged Sex Tape With Two Ladies

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 18
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.