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Popular Sayings, Modified By The Internet by Alexos(m): 7:19pm On Dec 08, 2006
- Home is where you hang your @

- The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

- You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

- Great groups from little icons grow.

- Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

- C: is the root of all directories.

- Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

- Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

- The modem is the message.

- Too many clicks spoil the browse.

- The geek shall inherit the earth.

- A chat has nine lives.

- Don't byte off more than you can view.

- Fax is stranger than fiction.

- What boots up must shut down.

- Windows will never cease.

- In Gates we trust.

- Virtual reality is its own reward.

- Modulation in all things.

- A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

- There's no place like http://www.home.com

- Know what to expect before you connect.

- Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.

- Speed thrills.
Re: Popular Sayings, Modified By The Internet by angelz(f): 9:35pm On Dec 08, 2006
Gud 1
Re: Popular Sayings, Modified By The Internet by Akinagirl(f): 3:06am On Dec 09, 2006
very good one
Re: Popular Sayings, Modified By The Internet by Alexos(m): 10:09am On Dec 09, 2006
Thanks, cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy





all © wink
Re: Popular Sayings, Modified By The Internet by bechex(m): 3:50pm On Dec 16, 2006
cool how long did it take you to come up with all that
Re: Popular Sayings, Modified By The Internet by Lolabbey: 4:54pm On Feb 13, 2009
nice one

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