What is the craziest thing you have ever said to your boss, with or without getting fired?

A bunch of the staff was sitting in the cafeteria. I was 22 and in my first job. My boss, who was often inappropriate, asked if I was still dating this guy. I answered, no, we broke up.

He looks around to make sure everyone is listening. "Well, what are you doing for sexual satisfaction?" he asked. Everyone laughed.

I was not going to take this from him. I come across as the type of person who wouldn't say "shit" if I had a mouthful of it, but I was raised to stand up for myself. I looked him in the eye and answered, "Well, Bob, I masturbate."

Everyone roared. I think he realized he crossed the line. He actually called me at home and apologized.


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I told him i would buy his company soon , but i said it in my mind

You are fired!

"Sir, I cannot go and come and kill myself"