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Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Nobody: 7:28am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Ikem11:Lol... This already exists. Automobile trackers with expandable geo-fencing capability. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Perfecttouch(m): 7:29am On Aug 14, 2016 |
ObaKlaz:you don over watch James Bond movies 1 Like |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by spass101(m): 7:30am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Do you remember those fidelity bank adverts? What if you can chat (intelligent chat) with your car that can drive itself and runs on water? lolz |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by wickedtuna: 7:34am On Aug 14, 2016 |
An ATM with free cash everyday |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by chiraqDemon(m): 7:35am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Sum years back i i think nissan or so were developing a type of sonar that would automatically let i know the distance between your car n the car in front of and behind u.....woulf automatically not let u get within a certain distance of them Self driving cars exist but its just self parking ability right now I just need transformers 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by ObaKlaz: 7:42am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Perfecttouch:*lol* Wouldn't be bad if I own a car with those kick-a*ss functions tho. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by tempem: 7:48am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Dreamwaker:Waoh!! This is sweet.. Is this possible? 1 Like |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Nobody: 7:54am On Aug 14, 2016 |
buharisbae: Release Dollars from its exhaust(s)? Ole! |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Eazybay(m): 8:06am On Aug 14, 2016 |
I think a car dat can jack up on its own without having to use d screw jack.. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Kiakia(m): 8:19am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Silly post. I thought you wanted to highlight top of the notch functions. The two you listed are pedestrian. No big deal. Only a lazy driver will want those functions added. Not practicable though! |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by MadCow1: 8:21am On Aug 14, 2016 |
tempem: The functions you call fantasy are all there in some vehicles today. There are BMWs, Rang Rovers and Mercedes that will track the speed of the vehicle in front of you and maintain that speed. Using GPS, it will track the speed and tangent of that vehicle and will up and slow down and stop all on its own using that vehicle ahead of you are it guide. It would even adjust for terrain difference all on its own and automatically adjust your suspension for a smoother ride.. Also, if a vehicle is on either side of your vehicle behind, there is a Jaguar that will vibrate your seat in the direction of the vehicle either left or right side depending and your side mirrors will light up.. So change your fantasy to money to afford these cars cos they exist. 1 Like |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by yahmohy27: 8:24am On Aug 14, 2016 |
I will love a car to have what can detect danger(bandit) even from two kilometre away or something of such and should be using water as its fuel |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Marv650(m): 8:24am On Aug 14, 2016 |
A car that can detect the silly idiot that fart inside my car. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by tempem: 8:32am On Aug 14, 2016 |
MadCow1:Madcow1 Though, I earlier asked if there are cars with those functions? But love your comprehensive details.. Might Google them up. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by MadCow1: 8:35am On Aug 14, 2016 |
tempem: I saw them test a BMW on Top Gear that the Stig (the tame racing driver) raced around the course and after they stopped, the BMW raced around the course at top speed all on its own.. Play the link below and be marvelled.. https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DWsnKzK6dX8Q&ved=0ahUKEwigspmzssDOAhXDfhoKHWD_DYYQtwIIRTAK&usg=AFQjCNE4-yTSIqu4IYph9QM6c-35xkLqNg |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by seangy4konji: 8:39am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Door would not open if the girl you are about to carry has std or HIV or any disease or yamayama for body. Engine won't start if the lady you want to drive miles to pick is a Cheater. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by kenmaro: 8:44am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Car Softwares (TCM/ECU) update over wifi or GSM network with each car having a built-in sim card slot connected to the ECU & TCM which would be activated once the car is in use and it updates automatically whenever the car manufacturer releases any new update on that car model software. And the sim card slot could as well serve as a pre-installed tracking device for the car too. Reasons: Car software issues will be resolved easily & cheaper by the car user, no need of going about looking for a software technician to fix your car software issues. Some supposed car transmission issues would be resolved easily over the air software update not minding your location so long the car has a network connection just like the way mobile phones are being updated. Guess work by quack mechanics/technicians will be reduced in places like Nigeria where there are shortage of good mechanics/technicians. It will also improve the car manufacturer after sales service assurance to the user as there would be direct contact with the user whenever there is any update on the car softwares. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by alpontif(m): 9:00am On Aug 14, 2016 |
tempem: No 1: This Exists already, check this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib-02b2ooLY No 2: This also Exists already, Check youtube for the review of any of the latest mercedes benz cars, S class especially 1 Like |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Nobody: 9:11am On Aug 14, 2016 |
tempem:op u shld check d 2016 mecerdes c450 AMG |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Haywhymido(m): 9:13am On Aug 14, 2016 |
ObaKlaz:007 things |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by ObaKlaz: 9:21am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Haywhymido:...No time, oga mi! |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by mejai(m): 9:28am On Aug 14, 2016 |
I need one dat will be able to spot a kazzem and shout blood of Jesus. I ain't going in der. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by embee3(m): 9:47am On Aug 14, 2016 |
I saw this movie titled 'Night Rider', the car used in that movie is exactly what I want in a new generation car. The AI is outstanding. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Nobody: 9:59am On Aug 14, 2016 |
MadCow1: just follow tesla |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by rollexsmith: 10:01am On Aug 14, 2016 |
A front and rear camera strategically positioned to capture the four tyres of the car so the driver can at all times see the condition of his tyres without stopping. 1 Like |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by mayoralex(m): 10:06am On Aug 14, 2016 |
tempem:the all new mecerdes Benz s400 full spec has the number 2 feature u mentioned... Here in Malaysia,the starting price of the car is$150,000 (47.7 million naira) |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Ezyp(m): 10:17am On Aug 14, 2016 |
zingzang:Cars as well as generators uses the principle of combustion. Air is one of the principle so if you take away others and air is left, how would combustion take place? |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Chuukwudi(m): 10:17am On Aug 14, 2016 |
eleojo23: IEEE and other govt and tech regulatory bodies won't permit that. Flying cars already exist. Assuming you buy a flying car now, I'm sure you'll change to flight mode once you sight Road safety or police officers thus evading the government law. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Chuukwudi(m): 10:30am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Dreamwaker: So long as the vehicle uses an organic fuel, This is theoretically impossible. There'll be excess waste of energy and carbon residue. Assuming you use the laser method . Laser needs high voltages. It'll be a waste of Electrical power. |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by yetunsbay(m): 10:31am On Aug 14, 2016 |
to turn into aeroplane at any fucking moment |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by yetunsbay(m): 10:32am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Chuukwudi:then we hv Air force/ FRSC combo stationed amidst air ....lol |
Re: List Out Functions You'll Want New Cars To Have. by Chuukwudi(m): 10:34am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Namzy: Perfect. You remind me of "Captain America - The winter soldier". You also forgot to add bullet proof and armed - having secret guns everywhere -. |
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