Nigerian moms be like......John!!!
*Go to the kitchen and get me the little knife, not the smallest one o
*Ehen then bring me my pedicure set on the small table behind my bed
*And take my towel out in the sun
*Then you bring for your aunty here some water to drink
*Remember that soup we cooked yesterday?...br
ing it out of the freezer
*Check that meat on fire o...i dont want it getting burnt
*Where is your sister sef?..Go and wake her up, why will she be sleeping?
*Do you know where i kept my phone?...Go to my room and check there...
*Check if they've brought light...you know we're using prepaid meter
*Go to the laundry and take the clothes your dad said you should iron for him.
When John gets to the kitchen the only thing he remembers is, "John!!!, go to the kitchen...."
how many times has this happened to you?