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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by faceland: 8:32pm On Aug 21, 2016
In reality, those swimmers are faster than you could run. Very funny pics.
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by IYANGBALI: 8:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
siraj1402:
Imagine you when u don't even know my mind.Na God go judge you.
na devil go judge you tongue
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by IYANGBALI: 8:44pm On Aug 21, 2016
Iceberg3:

wetin de worri dis ikebe sef?
grin
tongue
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by hatchy(f): 8:58pm On Aug 21, 2016
veekid:
Not funny

Not funny to you abi?
Bad belle go kill you so because if this is not funny to you I wonder what will make you laugh.
Don't die of heart attack because your perpetual sadness will eventully lead to stroke and then death.


Any way your name sef says it all.
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Ayomideadesoye(m): 9:02pm On Aug 21, 2016
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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by MrCounselor: 9:15pm On Aug 21, 2016
Lol is all I've got. Check my signature.
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by adeoba2008(m): 9:20pm On Aug 21, 2016
Ekun oko Farao.Kabiesi ooooo
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by joyspringacad(m): 9:29pm On Aug 21, 2016
Hmm
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Temmywalex: 9:32pm On Aug 21, 2016
grayht:
What will you do? That moment when you pay your house rent through mobile phone app, and after 15minutes you receive an MTN alert saying: "Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our 15 years 980,000GB for N650,000.
Your data will expire on 12/08/2031". Thanks for choosing MTN...

I will just buy computers and start an internet cyber Cafe business. At least I will make my money with profit.

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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by bejeria101(m): 9:34pm On Aug 21, 2016
Them go part the pool? Hehehe
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by MRBODMAS(m): 9:40pm On Aug 21, 2016
lyricalpontiff:
But those people calling themselves Israel are impostors, they are not the real Jews that left the land of Egypt.

Man!! Do u expect those team to still be alive till now? Damnh it. They must be their off-springs.
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by iyke484real(m): 10:08pm On Aug 21, 2016
Bros. That no be red sea oooh! grin
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Abra4real(m): 10:11pm On Aug 21, 2016
lyricalpontiff:
But those people calling themselves Israel are impostors, they are not the real Jews that left the land of Egypt.

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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Nellybank(m): 10:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
I dey tell you ....
joe4real12:
...especially when their rep is named Moses grin

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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by landg: 11:35pm On Aug 21, 2016
Very funny
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by adekayo1234(m): 11:40pm On Aug 21, 2016
UrennaNkoli:
So far there's a Phelps, just settle for silver.
At least he didn't win the 100m butterfly, so i guess that makes him human
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Pque(m): 11:43pm On Aug 21, 2016
grayht:
What will you do? That moment when you pay your house rent through mobile phone app, and after 15minutes you receive an MTN alert saying: "Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our 15 years 980,000GB for N650,000.
Your data will expire on 12/08/2031". Thanks for choosing MTN...

are u sad? just come to nairaland nd laff away ur sorrow. I can't help lafing out loud.
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by fibe: 12:15am On Aug 22, 2016
veekid:
Not funny
you need a funnyatric
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Stanbeto: 12:40am On Aug 22, 2016
Umu 9ja unu di egwu o
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by valgbo(m): 1:52am On Aug 22, 2016
or the will jxt walk across like Jesus

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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Raxxye(m): 2:37am On Aug 22, 2016
God bless Israel!
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by jhidey08(m): 4:16am On Aug 22, 2016
vizkiz:
Chai...I must forward this to my pastor grin



Bros, what kind of battery is your sense of humor using?

Android or Blackberry? grin


Tiger battery!

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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by bholuwatifhe(m): 6:52am On Aug 22, 2016
Opa Moses go clear the water Asap
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Jerrykidz(m): 7:38am On Aug 22, 2016
Lel...so Israel aren't allowed 4 real?
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by oluxy(m): 7:42am On Aug 22, 2016
Lol lol
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by uju22(f): 8:34am On Aug 22, 2016
Hahaaahahahah, brilliant
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by kenoz(m): 9:11am On Aug 22, 2016
Lol
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by Rikidony(m): 9:48am On Aug 22, 2016
lol nice one op
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by KardinalZik(m): 11:09am On Aug 22, 2016
lyricalpontiff:
But those people calling themselves Israel are impostors, they are not the real Jews that left the land of Egypt.


Tell me more please. Where, then, are the real Israelites?

Even if you be science student, abeg try to dey read history books...it helps. Shey you see ya life now? U just eat bellyful, come dey call a whole nation "impostors".

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Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by xtervaganza(m): 11:19am On Aug 22, 2016
Proves their tales in the Bible were all lies



Fantasy
Re: Why Israel Is Not Allowed For Olympics Swimming Competition. Funny by lyricalpontiff(m): 1:07pm On Aug 25, 2016
KardinalZik:
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Tell me more please. Where, then, are the real Israelites?

Even if you be science student, abeg try to dey read history books...it helps. Shey you see ya life now? U just eat bellyful, come dey call a whole nation "impostors".

History can trace dem to the khazars, as u can see they are Europeans meaning that they are from japhet and not shem as the Bible did trace the Jews to shem.

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