Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you, but they clap their hands over their eyes.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

You got a face only a mother could love, unfortunately she too hates it!

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty, so the world needs YOU after all!

Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're nothing

More to come

lol am waiting

I think the sun shines out of your arse.

Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.

Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.

Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works

Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

Your face doesn't look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

:d :d :d

Kunbee wetin u dey find here i am actually using some of these stuffs here u know 4 something. . .

For who sey dat guy

no comment

This na the shit

wey u sh!t

I believe this' not a toilet

Cheii, Lemme save some on my notepad incase of incacity

You nor wella

@ poster (lightwalk)

u're just a looser boy, y cant u just be original, who do u really think u are fooling,
lifting insults from site, o boy if u no get talk way funny y dont u just shut the f up and just read
other ppls humour

i know where u got those insults from ole!
www.humorsphere.com/insults/, www.funadvice.com/q/insults, www.aussiesms.com.au/textmessagesv.php?insultmessages

come back and tell me i'm wrong

Is dis wat maturity does to people? , cheii na wa o

@poster are u always this stupid or u are making a special effort 2day?

Yea, because u are around

gidson12:

@ poster (lightwalk)

u're just a looser boy, y cant u just be original, who do u really think u are fooling,
lifting insults from site, o boy if u no get talk way funny y dont u just shut the f up and just read
other ppls humour

i know where u got those insults from ole!
www.humorsphere.com/insults/, www.funadvice.com/q/insults, www.aussiesms.com.au/textmessagesv.php?insultmessages

come back and tell me i'm wrong

Jealous boy
I wish u were worth the time

awww

Lol

Brr

Sss

u still dey laugh? well, if i be you, i go just go bury my head in shame.

Lol

Na wa o I don't hear new one. Laughing Absolutely Loud abi?

Yesh nao

Who re-activated this thread

na beans head like u fit reactivate am , its a weak thread anyway

As weak as your organ

gidson12:

na beans head like u fit reactivate am , its a weak thread anyway

Keep quiet weakling, before I expose you

Expose him please i'm begging you lol