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by Nobody: 4:51pm On Aug 23, 2016
Re: by bolt000(m): 5:13pm On Aug 23, 2016
This makes sense? undecided smh

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Re: by Miiirage: 5:36pm On Aug 23, 2016
OP, wharis dis na?

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Re: by Nobody: 5:36pm On Aug 23, 2016
Warris dis?

I'm not understanding
Re: by Engrobiorah(m): 5:38pm On Aug 23, 2016
WIT angry
Re: by austine4real(m): 5:50pm On Aug 23, 2016
grin grin grin grin
space book
grin grin

ko kan aye na

grin grin

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Re: by Nobody: 6:49pm On Aug 23, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 6:52pm On Aug 23, 2016

Re: by bolt000(m): 6:59pm On Aug 23, 2016
iLegend:


This ones will make sense to you. Mr. Nice Guy
Still they dont, they are too stale, and your screenshots dont correlate with your thread's title.
Re: by FTbomb(m): 7:01pm On Aug 23, 2016
nice piece, iLegend! can i say this is educative?

well..
Re: by thesuave10(m): 8:08pm On Aug 23, 2016
Cool stuff bro. You making feel like going back to those days I used to teach this stuff grin cheesy
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Re: by Obiomon: 7:07pm On Aug 25, 2016
That's it man!! I get it bro!! But hey I haven't been online on whatsapp lately(I know you woudnt have noticed) buh it was as a result of my phne which was stolen sme days ago!! It would be great if you have posted some tips online for we on nairaland to follow up too!! Don't you think! Cos I know I have missed a lot sha!! I don't want a situation whereby cos my phone which was stolen am gonn miss a lot of life changing tips
Re: by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 25, 2016

Re: by Obiomon: 7:07am On Aug 31, 2016
iLegend:


NL is supposed to pay for our intellectual posts and the traffic our posts generate. Everything goes to Séun's pocket and it's bad. I know how much I would've made if all these posts were to be on my personal blog. As an entrepreneur, I know all these, but I'm just keeping quiet while I boost my portfolio.

I have decided to post only 10% or at most 30% of the lectures on Whatsapp here. Most times I remove the crucial points. When you get back somebody from any of the groups MAY forward them to you. Almost everyone in the group is sharing success stories. it's crazy.

The way most of them they press girls/women mumu buttons dey even make me fear self. Hahaha

its the same thing I creating groups on whatsapp and adding members everythng goes to mark's pocket.. You help use na ! My phone is really bad! I don't have to go steal just to get a phone na! Instead of those topics you have been creating lately just post the ones that would benefit us!
Can't talk much buh take care
Re: by dmgr(m): 7:27am On Aug 31, 2016
For the first screen shot..wat if she says no?
Re: by honeygirl17: 7:33am On Aug 31, 2016
Mr Ashawo
Re: by Nobody: 8:42pm On Aug 31, 2016

Re: by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 31, 2016

Re: by Gofwane(m): 9:32pm On Aug 31, 2016
iLegend:


Dunno o! I don't think I have ever posted anything educative on NL. It's promiscuous not educative grin
@op, why the female gender on your monicker?

I don't know if it's only me, but it kinda makes me think you are a troll(no pun intended)
Re: by Nobody: 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2016
iLegend, can you see your life outside?
bolt000:
Still they dont, they are too stale, and your screenshots dont correlate with your thread's title.
Re: by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 31, 2016
You are still going to end up in jail. It is not a prayer neither is it a curse. It is the bitter truth.
iLegend:


Of course, most of them will not agree. In truth, you're not asking her out — it's just a tease, but in her mind she'll want to hang out with you as long as you're worth it.

Remember, women don't say what they mean, and they don't mean what they say. So, it's your job as a man to read their "body language" or their "typing language" than depend on what they say.
Re: by Nobody: 10:16pm On Aug 31, 2016
Why are you conversing with yourself?

cc iLegend cheesy

Ermm..... Why haven't you been able to catch curvey badges with these your tips? I mean you shouldn't be complaining of common phone. Please explain why are you still so poor despite your smartness.

..,.......

Seun isn't forcing you to post on this forum. Create your own blog if you think it is worth it.



Obiomon:
its the same thing I creating groups on whatsapp and adding members everythng goes to mark's pocket.. You help use na ! My phone is really bad! I don't have to go steal just to get a phone na! Instead of those topics you have been creating lately just post the ones that would benefit us!
Can't talk much buh take care
Re: by Nobody: 10:22pm On Aug 31, 2016
Erm.no 2 the screenshots but yes humor is a good way 2 ask a woman out.
••••••
But it's even better when used 2 get her interested.
Re: by maximilian0(m): 10:47pm On Aug 31, 2016
shocked load of pooo
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Re: by t1f3(m): 2:32am On Sep 01, 2016
Please whats all these??
If i was a Mod, I'd ban u for this sh!t.
I think if ppl have to pay to post on NL, we'll see less shit like this.
The funniest thing is some people are actually looking up to these "tips" .
Op please dont ever chat with a lady like this. Well, a reasonable lady

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