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The Wise Man From Daura by adeboizy11(m): 6:36pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
I cant Iaugh alone! A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five people in it. The first person was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and left. The second who was Aliko Dangote said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and left. The third was Muhammadu Buhari and he said: " I'm the smartest head of state that never went to school in the world so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and left. Then it was left with President Jonathan , and a little school girl. Then Jonathan said to the little girl " take the last one, I'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that "there are two parachutes left. With shock and surprise Jonathan asked her: "how come?" The little girl replied: " Buhari took my school bag" thinking it was a parachute... ABOKI NA ABOKI.. |
Re: The Wise Man From Daura by valgbo(m): 6:54pm On Aug 24, 2016 |
old joke op try sometin else old joke op try sometin else |
Re: The Wise Man From Daura by Ogbonolover(f): 7:32pm On Aug 25, 2016 |
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