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Men Never Listen by Marymos: 3:00pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
Men NEVER listen? A man and his wife received a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop" NOTE: "Please take only one drop" So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!) So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger. Years later the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. "Your father, my child, he was so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" "Oh, that's him I have on my back." |
Re: Men Never Listen by Nobody: 3:02pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
is this not a joke? |
Re: Men Never Listen by 55gal(m): 3:16pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
Surely this is an insult on men. do women listen? |
Re: Men Never Listen by Nobody: 3:19pm On Oct 02, 2009 |
this is just a joke chill |
Re: Men Never Listen by AniLee(f): 7:45am On Oct 03, 2009 |
I like this one |
Re: Men Never Listen by dominique(f): 2:56pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
i've heard it before. . . buts its funny though |
Re: Men Never Listen by romsky: 3:25pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
& then it was shifted to the dump yard |
Re: Men Never Listen by sylve11: 4:44pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
then marymos picked it. . . |
Re: Men Never Listen by bydot1(m): 4:52pm On Oct 03, 2009 |
Na wu dump am hia |
Re: Men Never Listen by bashydemy(m): 5:57am On Oct 04, 2009 |
ask the guy that work for LAWNA |
Re: Men Never Listen by bydot1(m): 3:19am On Oct 05, 2009 |
ngbo sylvester, na wu dump this tin hia? |
Re: Men Never Listen by sylve11: 8:33am On Oct 05, 2009 |
Obika, i don't know what u r talking about |
Re: Men Never Listen by bydot1(m): 9:16am On Oct 05, 2009 |
olodo! U no see d tin{topic} ni wey dem come dump for we yard |
Re: Men Never Listen by sylve11: 9:37am On Oct 05, 2009 |
sharap! i nor smart pass ur O.B? |
Re: Men Never Listen by bydot1(m): 9:48am On Oct 05, 2009 |
sure! U smart pass my 0bese Brochure |
Re: Men Never Listen by kodylicky(f): 9:57am On Oct 05, 2009 |
@poster nice one they never listen for real. |
Re: Men Never Listen by dani1luv: 7:11pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Re: Men Never Listen by tayoast(m): 11:20pm On Oct 05, 2009 |
Re: Men Never Listen by bydot1(m): 12:11am On Oct 06, 2009 |
chai, see t!t |
Re: Men Never Listen by aristole(m): 12:52pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
@ poster Its stale!!! |
Re: Men Never Listen by clemcykul(f): 2:38pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
so are u |
Re: Men Never Listen by sylve11: 6:39pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
Re: Men Never Listen by mamagee6(f): 6:42pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
What a real joke[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]. |
Re: Men Never Listen by bydot1(m): 11:59pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
how real is it? |
Re: Men Never Listen by D1KeleVra(m): 1:10am On Oct 08, 2009 |
rokiatu: lol. . . ur so cruel . . . did u break down in tears too? |
Re: Men Never Listen by mamagee6(f): 1:24am On Oct 08, 2009 |
by.dot: As real can get. |
Re: Men Never Listen by Ellpse: 7:33pm On Oct 08, 2009 |
brut for u, it depicts the real character of men |
Re: Men Never Listen by clemcykul(f): 9:18am On Oct 09, 2009 |
and what about us me make the world go round, so u ladies must learn to adapt that we make stuffs happen |
Re: Men Never Listen by bydot1(m): 9:30am On Oct 09, 2009 |
clementina o!! Hmnmn Na ow many times i call u |
Re: Men Never Listen by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Oct 09, 2009 |
are u talkn to me lol pls am clemcykul ;d |
Re: Men Never Listen by sylve11: 12:11pm On Oct 09, 2009 |
sharap! |
Re: Men Never Listen by emans(m): 12:31pm On Oct 09, 2009 |
@ poster a very nice joke,more of it |
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