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| Men Never Listen by Dojo(m): 2:56pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital. As soon as he opened his eyes, a nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. What happened?" he exclaimed. You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow." Men Never Listen. |
| Re: Men Never Listen by iice(f): 2:58pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
Ouch ROTFLMAO |
| Re: Men Never Listen by Alexos(m): 5:12pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
Thats always the result of greediness+over curiousity Not all men anyway |
| Re: Men Never Listen by naijadiva2(f): 6:37pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
funny |
| Re: Men Never Listen by kiki(f): 7:02pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
lmfao read it before but it is still funny  men never do listen 4real |
| Re: Men Never Listen by senisho(m): 4:14am On Aug 05, 2006 |
 WTF, no more penis |
| Re: Men Never Listen by nike4luv(f): 4:38am On Aug 05, 2006 |
omg!, *cry*  |
| Re: Men Never Listen by whaleh(m): 6:51pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
Thats' too funny! If you are the man, what will u do? |
| Re: Men Never Listen by Dvampire(m): 8:09pm On Aug 19, 2006 |
this joke is dah bomb |
| Re: Men Never Listen by alinco2(f): 8:24am On Aug 20, 2006 |
cool |
| Re: Men Never Listen by lauryn(f): 3:57pm On Aug 20, 2006 |
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| Re: Men Never Listen by Nobody: 5:52am On Jul 17, 2011 |
:d |
| Re: Men Never Listen by Pweety4me(f): 6:50am On Jul 17, 2011 |
Lol they don't listen do they! |
| Re: Men Never Listen by dani1luv: 8:16am On Jul 17, 2011 |
lmao. |
| Re: Men Never Listen by ARareGem(f): 7:31pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
lwkmd! |
| Re: Men Never Listen by zealot4me(f): 8:52pm On Jul 18, 2011 |
*laffing in french* looooool |
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