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Boy:please can I see your pix?
Girl:kk
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Picture sent✔✔
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Picture received✅✅
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Boy:wow you look beautiful....you look so 24....how old are you?
Girl:I am 18
Boy:huh?.....i said your age not your junior sister's age.........lol

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Boy:please can I see your pix?
Girl:kk
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Picture sent✔✔
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Picture received✅✅
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Boy:wow you look beautiful....you look so 24....how old are you?
Girl:I am 18
Boy:huh?.....i said your age not your junior sister's age.........lol

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Boy:please can I see your pix?
Girl:kk
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Picture received✅✅
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Boy:wow you look beautiful....you look so 24....how old are you?
Girl:I am 18
Boy:huh?.....i said your age not your junior sister's age.........lol

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It was a cool wonderful Sunday evening, I was chatting with my girlfriend then this following conservation took place.
Girl: "Dindy love can I ask you a question"..
Dindy: "Yes dear go on".
Girl: "What habits are holding you back from success?".
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Dindy: Thinks deeply with all seriousness then replies..."Meeting you"................lol
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part 3 coming soon

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Girl: Dindy what have you really done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?
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Reads it but didn’t reply
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Girl: Dindy are you there?
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Three hours later…..
Dindy: Oh sorry dear was pursuing my dreams.
Girl: How dear?.
Dindy: Sleeping on my bed, I still need to pursue it more, good night…..lol
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Girl: Dindy I am sorry to say this but your sister ain't so pretty, please don't take it offensively ok?.
Dindy: Ok no problem.
Girl: Let us play a question game.
Dindy: Awesome!.
Girl: If you woke up tomorrow as an animal, what animal would you choose to be?.
Dindy: Your dad..............lol.
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Girl: Dindy I wanna tell you my deepest secret.
Dindy: Ok go on.
Girl: I have slept with 6 different men under the space of 3 weeks.
Dindy: What!?.
Girl: Dindy please don't take it wrongly, I was drugged.
Dindy: I am so sorry.
Girl: I hope you don't see me as a LovePeddler.
Dindy: No I don't.
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Days later
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Girl: Dindy can I come over tonight?.
Dindy: Sure
Girl: Great!
Dindy: But wait, how much do you cost?..............lol

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It was a cool and lovely evening, Dindy and his girlfriend sat under a tree talking then this happened....
Dindy: My one and only sugar bunny.
Girl: (smiles) Oh Dindy you have started with your sweet words again.
Dindy: You are so beautiful.
Girl: (blushing) thanks dear.
Girl: Dindy love I want you to Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.
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Dindy: I see..
Girl: (talks softly) Yes dear say it.
Dindy: souls of aborted kids.
Girl: (slaps Dindy) idiot!......lol (tongue out).
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PLEASE GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP
I was sitting at the back seat in a bus when a pretty girl came to sit beside me, as she sat she gave me the "wooing eyes" look which I understood very fast.
When the bus was filled with passengers the bus zoomed off, few minutes later the diver asked for everyone to pay up their money.
The pretty lady beside me gave me the "eyes invitation" look then asked me for the 100 naira note I was holding in my hand because she had 500 naira note with her, I gave it to her smiling like a he goat.
15mins later I was fighting within myself (whether to talk to her or not) but finally i decided to talk to her.
Dindy: Excuse me.
Girl: (talking softly) Yes what is it?.
Dindy: I wanna ask you something please don't be offended
Girl: Ok go on.
Dindy: If i told you that you are the most amazing green leaf i have ever seen in my life, would you believe me?
Girl: Yes i would.
Dindy: If i told you that your hair is the most beautiful thing on earth, would you believe me?.
Girl: (blushing) yes i would.
Dindy: I just want to tell you that...that..that..
Girl: (smiling and blushing heavily) yes go on tell me what's on your mind.
Dindy: I need you to give me back the 100 naira note i gave you, i wanna give the driver 500 naira because i need change to buy garri...
Girl: (hissed) idiot.........lol.
Please o i don't know why the girl called me an idiot, did i do bad by asking for my money back?.
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Girl: Dindy do you really care about me?.
Dindy: Yes I do dear more than the things of the world.
Girl: (smiles) Do you mean it?.
Dindy: Yes I do.
Girl: Ok dear let me ask you this question.
Dindy: Go on
Girl: If you could go back in time, once, and change a single thing – what would it be?
Dindy: My neighbour's WiFi password......lol
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Dindy: Your voice is too sweet, I'm sure you're very beautiful.
Girl: Thanks dear.
Dindy: can I see your picture please.
Girl: Ok dear give me two minutes.
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After two minutes.
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Dindy: Da*n girl who's the mother f**ker that gave birth to something like you, you are so ugly girl!.
Girl: Please you can insult me as you like but please don't insult my mother-who suffered giving birth to me.
Dindy: I did not insult your mum oo.
Dindy: What i was only trying to say was that there is no difference between a monkey and its offspring.
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Watch out for part 10.

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Girl: (sad face) Dindy I am sick and tired of life.
Dindy: Why?.
Girl: (Angry) I hate this world.
Dindy: what is going on?.
Girl: I have tried everything possible to get a flat tummy but it ain't working.
Dindy: (hissing) Why will it work?.
Dindy: When there are Lost destinies and souls of aborted children in there (hissing).....lol.
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Watch out for part 11.

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Dindy: Boys lie more than girls.
Girl: It's a Lie, girls lie more.
Dindy: It's a lie!.
Girl: Ok.
Girl: Let's play a lie game and see who lies the most.
Dindy: Cool!.
Dindy: You go first.
Girl: I love you!.
Dindy: You're a virgin!....lol.

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Girl: Dindy let's play a game.
Dindy: awesome!.
Girl: It's called challenge for the mastermind.
Dindy: Sweet....
Girl: If you get it right, I will give you a tight long hug.
Dindy: Great!!!!.
Girl: I'm an 8 letter word
First 4 letters is a question
2,3,4 protects our head
5,6,7 is a liquid in tree
7,8 are same letters
*WHAT AM I*.
Dindy: The answer is simple.
Dindy: you are a caterpillar you just made me understand you have many legs!.....lol.
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Watch out for part 13.

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Dindy vs lawmaker
Lawmaker: Dindy laws are not meant to be broken.
Dindy: Yes they are!.
Lawmaker: Ok maybe some are meant to be broken.
Dindy: See.....
Lawmaker: But Dindy respect yourself and don't break any rules here.
Dindy: My toilet respected itself now its condition is beyond repair.........lol# crazy dude
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Dindy: Baby.
Girl: Yes dear.
Dindy: I know one day you will leave lagos.
Girl: Yes.
Dindy: When you leave will you remember me?.
Dindy: please dear be honest with me, you know I love you so much.
Girl: Dear I can never ever forget you, I love you so much more than anything.
Dindy: (smiles) thanks dear.
Dindy: But baby what will you remember me as?.
Girl: one of my ATM machines…….lol.

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Watch out for part 15.

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Girl: Dindy what are you doing now.
Dindy: Running for my life.
Girl: What!?.
Girl: (scared)What is going on dear who is after you?.
Dindy: Oh shit!, i was almost caught.
Girl: (tears) oh my Gosh!.
Dindy: Da*n I have been caught.
Girl: (crying)
Dindy: Why did this happen to me.
Girl: Wait a sec, how come you are still texting me if you were caught by whatsoever was chasing you?.
Dindy: Oh i was playing temple run.
Dindy: So you thought someone was really chasing me? (laughs).
Girl: You are such a big fool!!....lol.
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Watch out for part 16.

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There is no problem masturbating on the bed.
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The problem is when your mum knocks and you remember that you forgot to lock the door....lol
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In a room with low light and the dvd player playing cool music, making the atmosphere cool and and nice.
Girl: (breathing heavily and talking softly) Oh Dindy put it in well.
Dindy: (sweating seriously) i never knew it would be like this, just cool down i will try harder.
Girl: (talk softly) c'mon dindy move in more more more.
Dindy: (sweating more) see you will kill me o, wait let me drink water.
Girl: Ah Dindy you can't even do it properly, you are not a man.
Dindy: You are mad!, did you pay me to do it? you were even begging me to do it.
Girl: Idiot you can't even carry small refrigerator into the room.......lol
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Like seriously you ladies should not wear things that would reveal your behind and front.
I was on my own sitting when a lady came from no where and sat right across a chair facing my direction, after 15mins she started checking me out, I noticed it but I was not so interested.
As Time went by my eyes looked at her and our eyes met together, I quickly looked away but her eyes were still on me. I finally made up my made to say hi to her, for her not to feel too disappointed.
Dindy: Hello beautiful lady.
Lady: Yea.
Dindy: I was over there and I saw your glorious glowing body.
Lady: (Smiles) thanks.
Dindy: I hope you don't mind if I say this.
Lady: (talks softly) go on.
Dindy: Please I am tired of seeing the color of your coloured bra and undies, can you please cover it up!.
Lady: (slaps dindy) you are an idiot!!.
What did I do wrong?...i was only trying to be polite.....lol.
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Watch out for part 19.

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Girl: Dindy dindy dindy!!!.
Dindy: Yes dear.
Girl: I just made a new game its call "round up with two words"
Dindy: Cool let's play.
Girl: Ok, it goes like this; i would ask you a question and you would replied back with only two words that best answers the question, if you get it right you will get a kiss.
Dindy: (grin) Awesome, let's play.
Girl: I am used in many homes especially in homes of married man.
Dindy: A Tv!.
Girl: No.
Dindy: A broom!
Girl: No.
Dindy: A remote!.
Girl: No, you gat one more chance, you loose it and no kiss for you.
Dindy: Shit! Mehn, oh wait I know!.
Dindy: Your mum!(smiles).
Girl: (angry) you are very stupid it's your mum that used in many homes idiot!....................lol
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There is no problem writing a love letter to your girlfriend.
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The problem is when her dad gets the letter instead of her and your name and address fully written on it.....lol
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The problem doesn't start when you go to porn site and watching porn movies
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The problem is when your dad or mum was standing behind you all the while you were watching it....lol.
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Girl: Dindy I know you are a genius
Dindy: Nah not really
Girl: So are you saying that you have failed before.
Dindy: Yea, I have
Dindy: Actually a test
Girl: What test is that?
Dindy: Blood test, I got a 0 - (negative)
Girl: (Hisssing) fool.........lol

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Dindy and his girl were walking and talking about lovely things, they saw a spot where fried bean cake was sold, they stopped and bought it.
As they continued walking, they ate the bean cake one after the other.
Suddenly one mistakenly fell off Dindy's hand, Dindy bent down to pick it.
Girl: [Ashamed] Ah!, what are you doing?.
Dindy: Wanna pick the bean cake up and eat it.
Girl: [Angry] Don't do that, we are out in public.
Dindy: Ah see you!, With the way the economy is going now ehn, not even shango will leave a food sacrifice uneaten.....lol
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There is no problem wearing a tight shoe when you go out.
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The problem really starts when you can't remove it because you did not carry extra shoe....lol
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Watch out for part 25.
Hi guys, I will be releasing a story about my writing success online over a short period of time. It is titled "THE UNDERDOG DINDY", it will be posted to night by 8pm or 9pm. Please invite all your friends to read it, it is inspiring, funny and you will learn about how Dindy does his things, don't miss out @THE UNDERDOG DINDY.

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There is no problem fighting your life out and struggling, just to enter a bus which will take you half way home.
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The problem starts when you relax and the bus zooms off, then the conductor ask you to pay up and you can't find your wallet and phones.
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Girl: Dindy, do you know how to make a girl blush?.
Dindy: Yes i do.
Girl: Really?.
Dindy: I've made my little sis blush alot.
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Girl smiles sexily
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Girl: Ok.
Girl: Make me blush.
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...Dindy smiles then gives her a dirty slap..
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Girl: OMG!(crying).
Dindy: See now you will blush.
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Looks at Dindy with a red cheek then slaps Dindy back......lol.

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Dindy: I love you dear.
Girl: No you don't, you are lying to me.
Dindy: I am not dear, see I will do all I can just to make you happy, I will never in this world cheat on you, you're my life.
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Girl Looks at Dindy with sexy eyes.
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Dindy: I LOVE YOU.
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Girl blushes and smiles.
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Girl: Ok fine, but do you know the difference between lust and love?.
Dindy: Yes sure I do, what do you take me for?.
Girl: Ok fine, explain what they are.
Dindy: Lust is...
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Dindy Holds her hands, then she smiles.
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Dindy: Lust is what i feel for you and love is what I have for party rice!.
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Girl slaps Dindy and walks away......lol
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Well done o.
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You seem to be the only one here, are you not bored.
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Dindirin

not at all@amraym
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I am not..........as long as there are people out there who loves and enjoys reading my jokes.......

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The problem is not browsing with your mum or dad's phone for hours
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The problem is when you realize that you have being using their credit to browse.
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There is no problem sleeping on your bed
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The problem is when you wake up to discover that it was a dream and you are still in the office, plus your desk is filled with your saliva......lol
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Watch out for part 30.
Hello everyone, my blog site will soon be available and i mean very soon (maybe week), so be expecting it. My stories, inspirational write ups and jokes will all be there for you to read. Thanks alot guys, much love from your little boy "THE UNDER DOG DINDY" (go read that story if you haven't read it before).

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I and a girl were talking at night (one day like that), when this following conversation took place.
Girl : Dindy, if I ask you to ask me to do something naughty, what would you prefer the most from me?.
Dindy: I would...
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Dindy stands very close to her.
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Girl breaths heavily with a racing heart.
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Girl: [Talks slowly and softly] Just say it Dindy, just say it.
Dindy: I would ask you, whether your stretch marks can cut meat..
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Girl Slaps Dindy and walks away.......lol
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Watch out for part 31.