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The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 19, 2008
These are the only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use, 

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -Michelangelo,1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,  my ass!" -Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -Bill Clinton, 1999

And . . . drum roll . . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -Osama bin Laden, November, 2001
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by abasifo(m): 5:45pm On Jul 19, 2008
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i'll get back 2 u
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 7:18pm On Jul 19, 2008
@Poster You forgot to add when you were born.
The doctor saw how ugly you were and shouted "What the @#$% is this ??"
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jul 19, 2008
ben jay, lets not start oh

im so good at this, but, il let it pass, u'll be sorry the next time u f?:?k wit me, ("(hisses, ass whole)"wink
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 7:47pm On Jul 19, 2008
dont say it, just do it wink
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 8:28pm On Jul 19, 2008
Oyaletor:

("(hisses, ass whole)"wink

You . . . Ass wipe
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 8:33pm On Jul 19, 2008
hhmmm,
Re: The "F" WORD........... by kpokpoti(m): 8:40pm On Jul 19, 2008
anybody here wan yarb angry
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 8:44pm On Jul 19, 2008
egbon sharrap jo angry
which kind yarnins be dat na?
Re: The "F" WORD........... by sunej(m): 9:32pm On Jul 19, 2008
kpokpoti:

anybody here wan yarb angry


If u wan yarb, go enele Yuncsion for Warri, jobless anuofia
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 9:50pm On Jul 19, 2008
Hello, House , i am back again
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jul 19, 2008
@ben jay
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you, but on second thought,

There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it grin grin grin grin grin, you know God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes grin grin grin grin,

If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!! "whose laughing now, mumies boy"
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 19, 2008
nice one guy, keep it up
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 10:12pm On Jul 19, 2008
Hello, House , i am back again
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jul 19, 2008
@KAY$
WHO GIVES A F%%$#K IF YOU ARE BACK
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 10:21pm On Jul 19, 2008
@Oyaletor If I would like to hear from an asshole, I?d fart!
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 10:26pm On Jul 19, 2008
@kay$
im a very polite person, il let that pass, il be talkin to your mama the next time you f$%^k wit me."awabieyuwa-mugu like u"
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Cayon(f): 10:28pm On Jul 19, 2008
@poster

still remains one of my favorite
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 10:35pm On Jul 19, 2008
@Oya , to n be , you dey jump oo , check my NLD Credibility , wahalai you go fear , No be lie
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jul 20, 2008
@ KAY$

YOU are begining to sound like my BOSS, he's like a diapers,  always on your ass and full of poo.
"STINKS"
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jul 20, 2008
@ BEN JAY

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control! ----------------------
i remember yo mama begging on her knees with 50k just for 2rounds, wit my dog


"jack ass"
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 2:57pm On Jul 20, 2008
**hiss** small bleeping newbies
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 3:21pm On Jul 20, 2008
@kay$


Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure, but do you want do die stupid? i guess i'l just let u live ur misereable life afterall, some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

"yawns"
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 5:39pm On Jul 20, 2008
Umm , How old are you ? tell me the truth oo, Age don dey tell on you , why cant you look for a dark place ,and just UUUUMmmm dont make me
Re: The "F" WORD........... by mykali(m): 6:04pm On Jul 20, 2008
fucl<ed up, this thread is
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Kays1(m): 6:19pm On Jul 20, 2008
See me C goodness oo , uMMM
Re: The "F" WORD........... by benjay1(m): 7:01pm On Jul 20, 2008
Oyaletor:



~Oyaletor You think by CTRL C (ing), CTRL V (ing), you are funny ??

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 7:05pm On Jul 20, 2008
Oyaletor:

@kay$


Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure, but do you want do die stupid? i guess i'l just let u live your misereable life afterall, some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

"yawns"




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Re: The "F" WORD........... by showbobo(m): 7:11pm On Jul 20, 2008
funny people grin grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by studio43(m): 7:15pm On Jul 20, 2008
funny kini, abeg shut up jo grin
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 20, 2008
@ ben jay

"Please breathe the other way, u're bleaching my hair."

This is a question all NLD'rs must answer

Q. why ben jay mouth dey run like water

A. e no get wetin e wan loose
B. Forgot to pay his brain bill
C. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in HIS family
D. Alone: In bad company.
E. Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas
F. His parents fault
G. THEM DEY PUNCH IM BUTTON FOR HOUSE
H. Slept wit pigs the last time he went on vacation
I. ALL OF THE ABOVE



I go with option "I"


here is an advice from me to you BEN JAY "The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?, it will do u a lot of good"
Re: The "F" WORD........... by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jul 20, 2008
Oyaletor:

@ ben jay

"Please breathe the other way, u're bleaching my hair.

OH NOOOOOO, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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