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The Preacher And Damm Fish by SamMilla1(m): 8:17pm On Dec 15, 2006
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by african(f): 8:22pm On Dec 15, 2006
lol thats funnny
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by angelz(f): 10:19pm On Dec 15, 2006
D boy was batle ready. Jus lukin 4 d rait avenue 2 launch d attack. Dis dam funny.
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by cecipopula(f): 4:41pm On Dec 16, 2006
Very funny cheesy
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by bechex(m): 5:59pm On Dec 16, 2006
damn,Fucking hilarious
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by ARareGem(f): 3:19pm On Apr 26, 2011
lol!
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by Sophizzy(f): 4:58pm On Apr 26, 2011
Good one. grin
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by olawalebabs(m): 6:08am On Apr 29, 2011
What a dam joke
Re: The Preacher And Damm Fish by jokingmary(m): 6:36am On Apr 29, 2011
I love the dam joke

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