A girl caught in exam malpractice said "God helps those who help themselves"

A bank robber who claimed being an orphan was caught stealing for the first time said: "Have you not heard what Jesus and his disciples did when they were hungry"

A man who was contemplating whether to marry or not went to two priests for advise. The first priest said "It is not good for a man not to marry"
The second priest said "Read Mathew 19:10-12 (Summary: If you can afford not to marry, don't marry)

A poor looking man told a beautiful lady "The holy spirit has told me that you are my appointed wife." The girl replied ", Hold on. The Holy Spirit just told me that He told you a lie"

A tyrant when he rose to the throne by rigging said "I am God annointed. Nothing happens without the will of God"

A terrorist claimed he was doing the work of God saying "I did not come to bring peace but a sword. To set the Father against the son and the Mother against the daughter"

A poor man proclaimed loudly on the street to passers-by shouting "I tell you most solemnly, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. Than for all you rich men who pass me to enter the Kingdom of heaven"

A woman who was ordered to buy foodstuff by her husband gave the money to a dying widow and returned buying only about 1/4. When her husband queried her, she replied "God will provide" Her husband replied "Is that quotation only meant for us?"

A sinner when being preached to a pastor to repent asked the pastor "Look at you, a whole pastor. Haven't you heard that no one is good but One. Make I tell you, your Christ be bad guy, na only guys like me we fit make heaven"


Am sure there are a lot more examples