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My Encounter With A Prostitute. by xynerio(m): 9:16am On Oct 06, 2009 |
Me and my friends went to a nite party one saturday night and they were dancing with their gals but due to I dont have a gal, I just sat in a corner like a gentleman expecting a luck. And surely there was. A fair complexioned lady walk straight to me and ask me to dance with her, first I resisted due to my shyness but she insisted. We started dancing and before u know it we started laughing. I ask her to see me one of the weekend but she said I should see her first. I said when will that be and she said now. My friends were somewhere watching us. I quickly spotted them and took her to them for introduction. They ask me carry on and be back in time. They know who she is but trying to trick me. When we got to her house, I was scared at first. The environment is not neat. It seems there was a barrack close to it cos soldiers are everywhere. Well I ignore that and walk straight to her room. She did not even offer me anything she said I should pull. I was like '' pull what?'' she said I should be fast that other customers will be waiting for her. That was when I realize she was a prostitute. I told her am sorry that I never new she was a prostitute. She said 'that one na tori' I was about going when she gave me a heavy knock on the head. The word that came out of my mouth was '' UKPABIE''. Before u could know it a soldier came in an ask if all is well. I know those soldiers are shagging this lady for free and if u mess with them the the army will bazoka ur ass. I told the army officer that nothing is wrong just a little misunderstanding. She started raining abuses at me and laughing. I was embarrassed. I went back to my friends rubbing my head where she knock me. They saw me from afar and burst into uncontrollable laughter. |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by candylips(m): 11:30am On Oct 06, 2009 |
good for you |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by aristole(m): 12:12pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
And what does this sacriledge mean I beg find job. I will introduce you to "Baba Feyikogbon" |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by busybody20: 12:17pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
xynerio: where u dey get all ur weird funny stories from sef? |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by kodylicky(f): 12:27pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha serves u rite |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Abbeycity4(f): 12:42pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by candylips(m): 12:46pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
@abbey e bi like say u no get work today |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by busybody20: 1:08pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
asu still dey strike dats y. i no blame her |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by donsponky(m): 1:12pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
the yoke make sence, |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by donsponky(m): 1:22pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
that joke make me to remenber wen me and my guy follow go club, then i come see one fine babe from far. i come say make i dance front small to go knw her name,as we begin dey wan i never yan go far before i no she come tell me to come know her place. as i enter her house, meeeen the crib be like store dem patition the crib with wood. i look ground come see condoms dem dom use wey full ground, before i know it; she don ask me to pull after she don pull finish. that was when i realised that she was a prosst, nobody tell me to run, the wey i run that day make people wey dey wait for there turn to follow me run without knowing what's wrong, |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by sylve11: 2:00pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
xynerio: Oboy that na swear o |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by sexyLeamon(f): 2:11pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
xynerio:ROFLMAO dis guy and his stories anyway u posted it in the rite section I don laugh tire |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Abbeycity4(f): 2:21pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
donsponky: una jst started |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by candylips(m): 2:25pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
start wetin |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by aristole(m): 3:02pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
I beg.helep me ask am oo.Dt post made little or no sense @ all to me though! |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by tytylayor: 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by clemcykul(f): 3:11pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
@post lmao, this is just too funny |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by candylips(m): 3:19pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
funny as hell |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by clemcykul(f): 3:25pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
dont tell uve been to hell before |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Abbeycity4(f): 3:28pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
but he's jst telling |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by candylips(m): 3:28pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
@clemcykul yes probably in ya dreams |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Jeovy(m): 3:30pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
@post Loser 1 Like |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by clemcykul(f): 3:30pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
jeavy lol |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by candylips(m): 3:32pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
@clemcykul un-lol |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by clemcykul(f): 3:35pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
maka why? |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by tytylayor: 3:50pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
ur mouth dey smell |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Ben13: 4:04pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
cheii this piece made the home page |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by koolchicco: 4:07pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
Abbey_city: candylips:[/b] You see how ur sister is embarrassing you here! |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Ben13: 4:16pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
talk well na |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Nobody: 4:28pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
ROFLMAO, You sure learnt your lesson, |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Nobody: 4:29pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
@OP u lucky say she no demand for 5k. because after paying that you will reduce the amount of jokes you make on NL |
Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by koolchicco: 4:30pm On Oct 06, 2009 |
My Ben how na?I hope u don't patronize all these prost. . |
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