Kenyan flag looks like a Native DOCTOR complimentary card #KenyaVsNigeriaKenyan flag looks like a Native DOCTOR complimentary card #KenyaVsNigeria


[ Kenyans are good at Marathon because only 5% of their citizens own cars...others trek or run to where ever they are going #KenyaVsNigeria



Obama is the best Marathon runner ever, he ran from Kenya to the USA just to run away from poverty #KenyaVsNigeria




Kenyans actually have a huge movie industry.. it's called Nat Geo wild #KenyaVsNigeria


The only natural resources of Kenya are Obama and lupita nyogo


D water used after bathing by a Kenyan can be used to dye a jean black..



Kenyans still have to bleach to look like Ghanaians




You shoot a Kenyan in the dark, the bullet comes back and asks you for a flashlight #KenyaVsNigeria




Kenyans are so dark that even tho they bath with JIK or HYPO they will still stain a piece of white clothing with darkness #KenyavsNigeria





The only mineral resource Kenya has is the gold medal they won in olympics. #KenyaVsNigeria



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How can Nigeria go into Twit war with a country that her dangerous weapons are arrow and spear #KenyaVsNigeria



Kenyans are so black they have no bright ideas #KenyaVsNigeria




#KenyaVsNigeria Wen u ar walkin wit a kenyan at night, u ar walking alone.. They are to dark..






LMAO -> #KenyaVsNigeria Kenyans can never be creative. They stole two Nigerian names to form their city's name "naira" & "obi"




Now this got me..

Kenyans will be insulting Nigeria anyhow, they don't know Dangote or Mike Adenuga can just get angry and buy their country. #KenyaVsNigeria
Abeg I nor ft laff alone

#KenyaVsNigeria

TEACHER : What is an Eclipse ?.. AKPOS : It is a sign that the kenyan Ancestors are waving at us from the sky. #kenyaVsNigeria

This killed me - "You shoot a Kenyan, the bullet comes back and asks for flashlight #KenyaVsNigeria"

You can say I'm Mad.. You can Curse me. I won't get angry. But if you call me a Kenyan.. Greatest insult of all time. #KenyavsNigeria

The only Mineral Resource Kenya has is the Gold they won in the Olympics #KenyavsNigeria

What Nigerians are doing to Kenyans has deviated from our cultural part. We're taught to always respect the less-privileged #KenyaVsNigeria

Kenyan women are so black,
Even their breast milk looks like crude oil.
#KenyaVsNigeria
JESUS!!!!!!! "@AmazingDanny_: The sweat of a kenyan can serve as Engine Oil. #KenyaVSNigeria"

In U.S: Hollywood
In India: Bollywood
In Nigeria: Nollywood
In Kenya: Firewood

#KenyaVsNigeria
#Pack 10 kenyas in a bus, and the bus be looking like its tinted. #KenyaVsNigeria

Heard a king in Kenya is referred to as "HIS ROYAL DARKNESS" #KenyaVsNigeria

Though Ghanians are black like darkness, but Kenyans are still ancestors to them, Kenyans are black like used engine oil #kenyavsnigeria

Visit twitter.com for more of that.... mehn nigerians are heartless

hmm

Chai