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Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by TechLector: 8:53am On Sep 10, 2016
The next Apple Inc. innovation will be..
Iphone 8 plus & iphone 8 cannot be charged with the electricity at ur home. U need to buy apple i-current generator.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by AnodaIT(m): 9:00am On Sep 10, 2016
Lol, imagine N64k for small earpiece alone. Which may only work with Apple

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by TechLector: 9:16am On Sep 10, 2016
And for iphone 9.. You cannot use your own wifi. U need to buy apple i-wifi via itunes

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by TechLector: 9:17am On Sep 10, 2016
Add yours let the fun begin

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Goyim: 9:40am On Sep 10, 2016
TechLector:
The next Apple Inc. innovation will be..

Iphone 8 plus & iphone 8 cannot be charged with the
electricity at ur home. U need to buy apple i-current
generator.

Its actually going to jump to Iphone 10 because of apples 10th anniversary.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Timileyin1234(m): 10:42am On Sep 10, 2016
Iphone 8 imagination.

we will no longer download from iTunes again, we will be going to their company to buy wareva we wan buy. Wherey company

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Nobody: 1:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
OH, Steve Jobs, see yhur handwork work

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Nobody: 2:32pm On Sep 10, 2016
I think after Steve Jobs died Apple went to shit lol. They're not even creative anymore. I remember watching a video where Steve Jobs talked about how useless touch screen computers were because your hands would start hurting after a while and its easier to use the mouse+keyboard. But now apple is full of useless products. Like the goddamn Apple watch grin

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by mikool007(m): 8:37pm On Sep 10, 2016
W'll hv i-hand implants to use it

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by holluikon(m): 8:48pm On Sep 10, 2016
I guess one will need to buy a detachable i-screen for iPhone 8 to display grin

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by casttlebarbz(m): 10:19pm On Sep 10, 2016
Ok
Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by RichieDaVinci01(m): 10:49pm On Sep 10, 2016
"Lollest" niqqa WYD??

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by EpicMaurice(m): 11:20pm On Sep 10, 2016
The iphone9 will be invisible so you'll have to buy iphone9 special googles of 250k so you can see your phone

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by jaykaylegend(m): 11:29pm On Sep 10, 2016
The iPhone 10 would be so security focused...

you'll send a mail to apple HQ and wait for their authorization to make a call...

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Nobody: 1:46am On Sep 11, 2016
IPhone 8plus with I-see (4D) glasses.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by ewizard1: 2:09am On Sep 11, 2016
EpicMaurice:
The iphone9 will be invincible so you'll have to buy iphone9 special googles of 250k so you can see your phone

jaykaylegend:
The iPhone 10 would be so security focused...

you'll send a mail to apple HQ and wait for their authorization to make a call...

Timileyin1234:
Iphone 8 imagination.

we will no longer download from iTunes again, we will be going to their company to buy wareva we wan buy. Wherey company

Dope!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by TechLector: 7:05am On Sep 11, 2016
See them, bahd guys

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Ibiblaze(m): 7:16am On Sep 11, 2016
Before u buy the iPhone 8 or 9,u must have the iPhone 7 and the air phones before ur eligible to buy any later iPhone grin

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Macmilla(m): 7:20am On Sep 11, 2016
holluikon:
I guess one will need to buy a detachable i-screen for iPhone 8 to display grin
No, bro. I contacted them yesterday and they said they are coming up with a retina implants for their next phone cos it will not have a physical screen. The phone will link up with the implant and generate a signal to ur brain just like ur con and rod cells. Ur brain will interpret it as a screen.

By d time they get to iPhone 12, there will be no phone, but a chip will be implanted into ur brain. The chip will generate visual signals to ur brain making u see a very beautiful phone dt is not actually there. As u operate d "virtual" phone in ur hand, the chip will process the information and even make calls from ur brain. Imagine having a computer with internet access in ur brain.
undecided

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Macmilla(m): 7:24am On Sep 11, 2016
EpicMaurice:
The iphone9 will be invincible so you'll have to buy iphone9 special googles of 250k so you can see your phone
Liar! The price is 780k. I saw it on their site. undecided

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by harmbhrosz(m): 8:27am On Sep 11, 2016
Macmilla:

Liar! The price is 780k. I saw it on their site. undecided
see your mouth like 780K grin

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Nobody: 9:30am On Sep 11, 2016
next Apple product won't respond with ordinary hand touch, you have to buy a special i-touch to use it.

Sick product....

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by KingTom(m): 11:09am On Sep 11, 2016
Macmilla:

Liar! The price is 780k. I saw it on their site. undecided
for IPHONE9 Abi? grin

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Folksyharry(m): 5:25pm On Sep 11, 2016
EpicMaurice:
The iphone9 will be invincible so you'll have to buy iphone9 special googles of 250k so you can see your phone

grin grin grin
And here's the winner.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by EpicMaurice(m): 5:39pm On Sep 11, 2016
Folksyharry:


grin grin grin
And here's the winner.
thank you bros.
cheesy
But would you buy they iphone9 if it was made like that

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Folksyharry(m): 5:42pm On Sep 11, 2016
EpicMaurice:

thank you bros.
cheesy
But would you buy they iphone9 if it was made like that

I won't even go near it.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by somehowpenis(m): 5:45pm On Sep 11, 2016
Apple is simply the tecnology to own, never dissapoints it's users.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by aluko360(m): 5:52pm On Sep 11, 2016
IPhone 8 will have zero storage space.

You will have to buy i-gb from iTunes

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by elvision1(m): 6:43pm On Sep 11, 2016
Iphone 13+ : Dare to Dream
it comes preinstalled with a body scan app that cures cancer! But you would have to donate 13pints of blood to apple blood bank to access it.
PRICE: installment payments only, cus if you pay in full, u must be a thief

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by KCode: 7:41pm On Sep 11, 2016
Goyim:


Its actually going to jump to Iphone 10 because of apples 10th anniversary.
It's the iPhone's 10th year anniversary next year (since 2007) not Apple's.

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Re: Lollest Apple Iphone Jokes You Must See Today by Lolaabokoku(f): 9:04pm On Sep 11, 2016
Waiting patiently.... When its 20k lemme knw,,, where's blackberry today Vanity upon vanity!!

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