Lolaabokoku:
Waiting patiently.... When its 20k lemme knw,,, where's blackberry today Vanity upon vanity!!

its 15k here. Earth 4

somehowpenis:
its 15k here. Earth 4

Oya nah,, let's go dia

You must have lost a kidney to be eligible to buy iPhone8

Blackberry falls, Screen Breaks Nokia Falls, Ground Shakes iPhone 7 Falls, Owner Dies

I-tv = imagination television

iPhone 9 will be used to find d next missing budget... Kindly book yours ...
iphone 10 for budget padding.....
For EFCC to prosecute i-offenders, dey need to purchase iPhone 11 .......
Alhaji Rambo Dasuki is already wit d password for purchasing iPhone 11 dats y he's still n custody.

AnodaIT:
Lol, imagine N64k for small earpiece alone. Which may only work with Apple

Does the earpiece hear the voice of God or the trumpet when it will sound??

no, the iPhone 8 plus (or minus) would be a disposable phone. you'll buy @ $500 and use for only 6 months, replace it or it explodes

after selling ur kidney to purchase iPhone 6 nw iPhone 7 is out n u re wondering to urself do I really need 2 balls

AnonyNymous:
I think after Steve Jobs died Apple went to shit lol. They're not even creative anymore. I remember watching a video where Steve Jobs talked about how useless touch screen computers were because your hands would start hurting after a while and its easier to use the mouse+keyboard. But now apple is full of useless products. Like the goddamn Apple watch

You can only fool people for so long. What really made me hate apple from day one was their proprietary technology where you couldn't use any other products with theirs. And they wonder why Samsung caught up with them. I disagree with the smart watch thing though. I use a LG G Watch R and i don't know how i have been surviving without it. It is the best wing man you could ever want. The best thing about a smartwatch is convenience. Apple just made it more than what it was meant to be. Can you imagine selling a smartwatch for 10k? I bought mine for less than 300 dollars. No wonder people are beginning to hate apple products.

harmbhrosz:
see your mouth like 780K

Lol.. E be like say na heavenly calls I go dey receive with this iPhone if I buy one

Lol

Am still wondering why people hate APPLE PRODUCTS, like how can one hate 'em? The iPhone was the best thing to happen to the mobile phone industry.....we can argue about specs comparison till mama calls but to me what really matters about phone which ever brand is how it makes you feel. To me APPLE & iOS till I don't exist!

Lolaabokoku:
Waiting patiently.... When its 20k lemme knw,,, where's blackberry today Vanity upon vanity!!

abi ooo

I'm sure very soon they will go from iphone series to something like itv, iradio, icar, ilaptop and so on.

U b lyk ;

RitzyPrince:
Am still wondering why people hate APPLE PRODUCTS, like how can one hate 'em? The iPhone was the best thing to happen to the mobile phone industry.....we can argue about specs comparison till mama calls but to me what really matters about phone which ever brand is how it makes you feel. To me APPLE & iOS till I don't exist!

as if you even own one of their products

You'll need an I-brain to access your I-decade phone.

Iphone9 will have generator....
And u can charge it with snow....
So, Nigerians will av to travel abroad to charge it....
OR go to Jos and charge it 4 5mins...

Iphone 10 be like,buy Imagnet watch........so if your phone is missing it'll magnet to your hand

Changing I phone7 with I pass my neighborhood will no longer be available until u bought a big Lester or big generator.

IPhone 9 Will Not Support Recharge Cards You Will Have To Order Apple Airtime Card From Jumia

OK

Macmilla:

No, bro. I contacted them yesterday and they said they are coming up with a retina implants for their next phone cos it will not have a physical screen. The phone will link up with the implant and generate a signal to ur brain just like ur con and rod cells. Ur brain will interpret it as a screen.

By d time they get to iPhone 12, there will be no phone, but a chip will be implanted into ur brain. The chip will generate visual signals to ur brain making u see a very beautiful phone dt is not actually there. As u operate d "virtual" phone in ur hand, the chip will process the information and even make calls from ur brain. Imagine having a computer with internet access in ur brain.

This one is actually a welcomed development because people will be able to watch porn in their heads. Imagine waking up one morning to a bright, beautiful sun and guys are just walking down d street without phones in their hands but they are sought of looking up like they want to see their forehead, but their hands are jerking their dicks

if you misplace your iPhone 9, u will have to buy i-search from Apple Store to search for it. Else you have missed it completely.

Hmmm

Macmilla:

No, bro. I contacted them yesterday and they said they are coming up with a retina implants for their next phone cos it will not have a physical screen. The phone will link up with the implant and generate a signal to ur brain just like ur con and rod cells. Ur brain will interpret it as a screen.

By d time they get to iPhone 12, there will be no phone, but a chip will be implanted into ur brain. The chip will generate visual signals to ur brain making u see a very beautiful phone dt is not actually there. As u operate d "virtual" phone in ur hand, the chip will process the information and even make calls from ur brain. Imagine having a computer with internet access in ur brain.

iphone will be the source of many people madness in the future

TechLector:
The next Apple Inc. innovation will be..

Iphone 8 plus & iphone 8 cannot be charged with the
electricity at ur home. U need to buy apple i-current
generator.

correct

Lolaabokoku:
Waiting patiently.... When its 20k lemme knw,,, where's blackberry today Vanity upon vanity!!

Bros check out my signature. If u do well, maybe u will afford it sooner than 20k. maybe at 50k.

elvision1:
Iphone 13+ : Dare to Dream

it comes preinstalled with a body scan app that cures cancer!
But you would have to donate 13pints of blood to apple blood bank to access it.

PRICE: installment payments only,
cus if you pay in full, u must be a thief

lol.. ur last statement is crazy...