The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as"Euro-English".

In the first year, "s"will replace the soft "c".Sertainly,this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year,publik akseptanse of new spelling kan ba expekted to reach the stage where more komplicated changes are possible.
Govenments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th year people will be respectiv to steps such as replacing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer,ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Ze vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil fing it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

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