ok Folks let's see how funny and how young yours brains are. This is very relaxing for me. Okay here goes the first shot.

Your mama's so fat, when u were born and she saw the umbrillical vord, she said, "Oh he also comes with cable"

your mama is so dumb i told her i had a wet dream and she said yeah me too.

yo mama's so fat,she fell in love and she broke it
yo mamas so fat,shes on both sides of the family
yo mamas so fat,her nickname is "DAMN"

but this shud be in the jokes section

your mama is so fat when she sits in class, she is everyones neighbor

your mama is so old her breast milk has turned powder

yo momma so hairy she got afros around her nipples

your mama is so stupid she saw concentrate on an orange juice and put her pee in it before drinking it.

Kadeejah:

yo momma so hairy she got afros around her nipples

dis one really got me laughin

yo mamas so stupid,she studided for a drug test!
yo mamas so stupid,she tripped over acordless phone
yo mamas so stupid,she tot "WU TANG" was an african orange drink

yo mama is so thin when she turns sideways she dissapears,

Badman888:

your mama is so old her breast milk has turned powder

Dis one is dammmmmmmm funny too.

your mama is so fat, you can surf the waves on her body.

Yo mama's dumb, she couldn't get a job catching a bus.

your mama is dumb the micro oven rang its bell and she opened the front door.

LOL and

your mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said wet floor, she pulled her skirt and

your mama so stupid she thought "QUARTERBACK" was a refund

your mama so ugly when she looks at the mirror. her reflection screams "DAMN you ugly"

your mama breath so stink, people ask if her tongue farted

your mama is sooo dumb she thinks you are cute

@swish
you must be the funniest dude here
your mama so ugly when she looks at the mirror. her reflection screams "DAMN you ugly"

spoilt children

spoilt brats

dem dey use their mama joke

i won't be surprise that some of them are from motherless babies home

Yo Mama’s so old, she sat next to Moses in third grade

From Ron White's collection:

Yo mama's so fat, every time her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts her lipsticks on with a paint roller
Yo mama's so fat, she has to wake up in sections
Yo mama's so fat, the national weather gives a name to each one of her farts
Yo mama's so ugly, they're going move Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history
Yo mama's so old, when i told her "act her own age", she died
Yo mama's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

dani1luv:

your mama's so dumb she used petrol to fry meat

wettin come happen after the fry ?

d mama dey asibitu

I saw your momma one day on the road with a live pig in one hand, i asked 'where did you get the pig', the pig looked at me and answered, 'I bought her at oshodi market',

You momma is so old, she was around when rainbows were in black and white,