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Mama Jokes by Swish(m): 7:33pm On Jun 28, 2006
ok Folks let's see how funny and how young yours brains are. This is very relaxing for me. Okay here goes the first shot.

Your mama's so fat, when u were born and she saw the umbrillical vord, she said, "Oh he also comes with cable"

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy wink wink
Re: Mama Jokes by diddy4(m): 7:52pm On Jun 28, 2006
your mama is so dumb i told her i had a wet dream and she said yeah me too.
Re: Mama Jokes by SvS(f): 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2006
yo mama's so fat,she fell in love and she broke it
yo mamas so fat,shes on both sides of the family
yo mamas so fat,her nickname is "DAMN"

but this shud be in the jokes section
Re: Mama Jokes by diddy4(m): 10:14pm On Jun 28, 2006
your mama is so fat when she sits in class, she is everyones neighbor
Re: Mama Jokes by Badman888(m): 12:36am On Jun 29, 2006
your mama is so old her breast milk has turned powder tongue
Re: Mama Jokes by Kadeejah(f): 12:41am On Jun 29, 2006
yo momma so hairy she got afros around her nipples cheesy
Re: Mama Jokes by diddy4(m): 12:42am On Jun 29, 2006
your mama is so stupid she saw concentrate on an orange juice and put her pee in it before drinking it.
Re: Mama Jokes by beyunce(f): 10:48am On Jun 29, 2006
Kadeejah:

yo momma so hairy she got afros around her nipples cheesy

dis one really got me laughin
Re: Mama Jokes by SvS(f): 12:45pm On Jun 29, 2006
yo mamas so stupid,she studided for a drug test!
yo mamas so stupid,she tripped over acordless phone
yo mamas so stupid,she tot "WU TANG" was an african orange drink
Re: Mama Jokes by Badman888(m): 1:15pm On Jun 29, 2006
yo mama is so thin when she turns sideways she dissapears,
Re: Mama Jokes by beyunce(f): 2:01pm On Jun 29, 2006
Badman888:

your mama is so old her breast milk has turned powder tongue


Dis one is dammmmmmmm funny too.
Re: Mama Jokes by diddy4(m): 3:22pm On Jun 29, 2006
your mama is so fat, you can surf the waves on her body.
Re: Mama Jokes by HUSH2(m): 3:42pm On Jun 29, 2006
Yo mama's dumb, she couldn't get a job catching a bus.
Re: Mama Jokes by diddy4(m): 3:44pm On Jun 29, 2006
your mama is dumb the micro oven rang its bell and she opened the front door.
Re: Mama Jokes by eveseh(f): 6:24pm On Jun 29, 2006
LOL and embarassed embarassed
Re: Mama Jokes by diddy4(m): 6:26pm On Jun 29, 2006
your mama is so stupid, she saw a sign that said wet floor, she pulled her skirt and lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Mama Jokes by Swish(m): 11:35am On Jun 30, 2006
your mama so stupid she thought "QUARTERBACK" was a refund
Re: Mama Jokes by Swish(m): 11:40am On Jun 30, 2006
your mama so ugly when she looks at the mirror. her reflection screams "DAMN you ugly"
Re: Mama Jokes by Epi: 4:40am On Jan 29, 2009
your mama breath so stink, people ask if her tongue farted
Re: Mama Jokes by Nobody: 9:16am On Jan 29, 2009
your mama is sooo dumb she thinks you are cute grin grin grin
Re: Mama Jokes by Nobody: 9:21am On Jan 29, 2009
@swish
you must be the funniest dude here
your mama so ugly when she looks at the mirror. her reflection screams "DAMN you ugly"
Re: Mama Jokes by spenchuks(m): 9:30am On Jan 29, 2009
spoilt children angry
Re: Mama Jokes by romsky: 12:09pm On Jan 29, 2009
spoilt brats
Re: Mama Jokes by spenchuks(m): 12:43pm On Jan 29, 2009
dem dey use their mama joke angry

i won't be surprise that some of them are from motherless babies home angry angry
Re: Mama Jokes by Nobody: 2:15pm On Jan 29, 2009
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Re: Mama Jokes by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jan 29, 2009
Yo Mama’s so old, she sat next to Moses in third grade grin
Re: Mama Jokes by D1KeleVra(m): 7:44pm On Jan 30, 2009
From Ron White's collection:

Yo mama's so fat, every time her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts her lipsticks on with a paint roller
Yo mama's so fat, she has to wake up in sections
Yo mama's so fat, the national weather gives a name to each one of her farts
Yo mama's so ugly, they're going move Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history
Yo mama's so old, when i told her "act her own age", she died
Yo mama's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

grin grin grin
Re: Mama Jokes by dani1luv: 8:19pm On Jan 30, 2009
your mama's so dumb she used petrol to fry meat grin
Re: Mama Jokes by pureminded: 4:59pm On Feb 02, 2009
dani1luv:

your mama's so dumb she used petrol to fry meat grin
wettin come happen after the fry ? grin
Re: Mama Jokes by romsky: 5:14pm On Feb 02, 2009
d mama dey asibitu cry
Re: Mama Jokes by Moboy: 12:07am On Feb 03, 2009
I saw your momma one day on the road with a live pig in one hand, i asked 'where did you get the pig', the pig looked at me and answered, 'I bought her at oshodi market',
Re: Mama Jokes by Moboy: 12:08am On Feb 03, 2009
You momma is so old, she was around when rainbows were in black and white,

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