Change is defined as the following:

1. A sports minister who believes athletes do not need training, talkless of training before a major tournament like the Olympics;

2. A finance minister who thinks recession is just a word, and a natural occurrence that needs only the intervention of God;

3. A science and technology minister who aspires to produce pencils (HB, 2B) in two years;

4. An information minister who wants to generate jobs via masquerade dressing.

5. An interior minister who uses his security to publicly shine his shoes;

6. An agriculture minister who fights for land for cows instead of for farmers;

7. A labour minister who threatens banks with revocation of license when they retrench workers due to bad economy;

8. A communications minister who wants us to pay 9% tax on calls.

9. A transport minister who gives one President credit for a railway built by another President;

10. An economic adviser who wants women to donate their jewellery to help government fight recession and;

11. A Presidential spokesman who believes critics are 'wailers' all led by a President who believes that #ChangeBeginsWithMe not him, though he was the one who promised it!

[size=20pt]I just want to buy a GREEN PENCIL from the Science Minister.
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Abeg Na who de sell the pencils, & how much dozen price?

Who get pin mouth charge, abeg..

I don tire for these set of people...