South African Universities to offer Bsc Witchcraft

The South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, Blade Nzimande has announced plans to have witchcraft included in the curriculum from 2018.

Speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university entrees to consider taking Witchcraft. “There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.” Blade said.

The announcement was met with boos and bottle throws from the packed auditorium who had gone to the meeting hoping the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming year. The unperturbed minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers.

He also invited witches from across the border, promising them permanent residents permits. “I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”, he added.





Applications is said to be closing on the 30th of September at midnight, after which an appointed panel with conduct interviews. There currently is an opening for 109 witches.

Source : LiveMonitor Satire
http://livemonitor.co.za/south-african-universities-to-offer-bsc-witchcraft/

Ok o, because Nigerian Universities are offering degrees in Christain Religion and Theology abi, It's good to study what you believe in.

I'm imagining already what their industrial attachment will look like.

Sauce hmmmm

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Good news for our brothers and sisters from Edo. South Africa has finally create a safe haven for them.

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I need a Scholarship to study this please. Good I report.

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South African Universities To Offer Bsc Witchcraftbymikron(m):2:31am
https://www.nairaland.com/3352041/south-african-universities-offer-bsc

That's not new in Nigeria.

Ask anyone who studied Yoruba in Nigerian university, especially Great Ife.

why are u surprised? The same country where a "pastor" dey circulate/send his nude pics around. Another dey tell their mumu congregation to drink petrol/use demand as donkey.

Good for them

Imagine my frnd dae ask me watin i go study 4 SA i go cum say,i av a b.sc in witchcraft!! ehn?? utter madness :-XImagine my frnd dae ask me watin i go study 4 SA i go cum say,i av a b.sc in witchcraft!! ehn?? utter madness